I'm going to the store and i'm buying some....

I'll start with A, go in order people!!

I'm going to the store and I'm buying some Anal ease.

 

I am going to the store to buy you a BUT PLUG

 

I'm going to the store to buy a CASE of Beer

 

And I'll buy a Doggy Daycare system.

 

I'm going to the store and I'm buying an Elephant saddle.

 

i have to go pick up some Gonad cream

 

I want a Herbal Herpes treattment.

 

I'm going to the store and I'm buying icy hot

 

I'm gonna get some jellied eels.

 

I'm going to the store and I'm goingto get some K.Y. Jelly

 

i'm going to the adult bookstore to buy some Lesbian porn

 

I'm going to buy some Monkey Lovin' Manuals.

 

I'm going to the store to buy a NERD. I feel lonely.

 

well, I'll be a bit lame and just buy some Ovaltine. yum.

 

While you're there can you get me some Pretty Poly ribbed stockings. I'm gonna do a robbery tomorrow and just love the feel of them on my face. I won't wear anything else.

 

Quesa dillas

 

I'm gonna go to the store and buy some chocolate covered sweatpants.

 

I think you should buy a book of ABC's, R was the next letter

 

I'll do R Sheesh!

I'm going to the store to buy some Refrigerated Ear Lobes

 

Oh sorry, I forgot we were doing ABC's!

I'm going to the store to buy Sexy Silk Slumberbags.