I'm gonna get to

have some whisker biscuit tonight. oh yeah. :sunglasse

 

right... well have fun.

 

oh, fun is a huge understatement

 

and all this time i thought a whisker biscuit was an arrow rest.

 

yes, it is. but not in this case

 

I've had whisker biscuit B4.
Isnt that an endangered species?

 

yes..... most of them are going bald nowadays......

 

I dont care for bald, i like fur pie

 

yes, the fur is what makes it look healthy and "unchildlike"

 

As a man beast, thats important

 

but i get rid of mine because it retains a lotta odor. i don't care how well i wipe, it's still gonna get pee and paper in it. i find that very unsexy. and i can't shower every time i pee. that would be a waste of valuable resources. and mine doesn't look at all childlike, despite the lack of vaginal births. so there. my man is hairless, too. got sick of hair getting stuck in my teeth or the back of my throat.

 

the odor is just part of sex. anything else is totally unnatural.

 

*looks shifty eyed and walks back out the door*

 

you are just jealous

 

I think it's pretty well known that I don't eat whisker bisquits.

 

what about all the fantasies of alex's whisker biscuit you have?

 

lol, i think they should put whisker biscuits on McD's breakfast menu. Just seems more apt to get you goin in the morning that a McShittle

 

I'd poke it if she paid me, but there's not enough money in all of Canada for me to eat it.

 

what if you sweetened it up a little?

like with whipped cream?


Plus alex's has got to be fresh.... she is canadian.

 

just don't use honey. honey is very very bad tasting, bad combo of flavors. don't do it.