i'm NOT calling the cat what he was named

what kind of MORON names a cat "mota" ? especially when you have a kid...

so the cat we got came with a name.. i'm not going to call him mota.. i'm going to call him moochie. suits him better.

 

hahahh..weed related pet names

my dog's name is Kaya

 

My dogs name (RIP) was Murray...

I'm calling my next dog Rubiks...

 

i always wanted a pig named eustace.

 

I use to have a pet rat named Garfunkel...

 

i had a bunny named rhubard..

and a hamster named linty.. cus he looked like dryer lint. he drown in the bathtub.

 

Our cat is a Devon Rex named Lepke. After Lois Buchalter, he was a major Jewish American mobster of the 1930's and was the only mafia head to be given the electric chair by state or federal authorities.

 

We used to have a budgie called J.R. until somebody shot him.

 

I'm going to get a long haired chihuahua puppy this next Summer and if it's a female, I'm going to name her Layla and if it's a male, I'll name him Pippin Merryweather. Haha.

 

PIPPIN! wait.. thats not that name of the dog that was in the JAWS movie was it? :boat:

 

cooool, i had a rat named Pippin

my two cats are named Mikko and Bodhi, and I have a tree-frog named Sancho

 

aaaaww.. i used to have a cat name sancho nacho poncho geehya .. hhmm never spelled it out.. i bet thats wrong.. whatever.. that was the cats name.

 

i had a dog named malt balt galt walt halt lalt zalt! and another named copper bopper wopper topper nopper lopper!

but thats what my dad called them...he's very strange.. :leaving:

 

Pippin Merryweather? Are you trying to ensure that no bitches end up barkin' at your door with swollen bellies? Is it even possible to make an animal gay by the wsy you treat it?

 

lol its lord of the rings! geeze!

 

I was wondering why it sounded familiar. My father used to name the Christmas turkeys before stuffing them. Then he'd be like, "Archibald, relax, I'm gonna stick my hand up your ass."

 

ahahah i like old school names

leopold..
mordechai
hazen
emory



:leaving:

 

Haha, just because I name my dog after a Lord of the Rings character doesn't mean he'll be gay. If it's a female, we're going to try to breed her with our friend Chase's dog.

 

Yeah, I didn't get the LOTR reference. I just thought the name sounded very, very gay.

 

woah, sarah!

Alex's (wastingthedawn's) dogs are named "pippin' and 'merry'(weather).