I'm really stoned right now

And I'm sitting in the living room by myself. My wife went to bed like 3 hours ago, and I'm thinking to myself, "Hey, self, you should go on the internet and see if there's anyone cool to talk to and get to know. I bet there's a whole word full of interesting people you could meet."

So, Hello all. I am Sexy Fetus. Let's have adventures together.

 

Hello SexyFetus & Welcome to the forums .
good to have you here , PEACE,

 

hi. your name disturbs me slightly. but welcome, which adventure r we going on?

 

Thanks for the welcomes. do not be disturbed by Sexy Fetus. Sexy Fetus is all about love and is totally harmless. As for adventures. Anyone want to go to an evangelical church and pretend to speak in tongues?