I'm so lazy that I ____________.

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  1. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

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    [I'm so lazy that I have not checked any of voicemail messages until a month later]

    Fill in the blank.
     
    Gravity, Jun 4, 2008
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  3. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    spent all day yesterday sitting on park benches.
     
    Jimmy P, Jun 4, 2008
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  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I'm so lazy that I haven't changed my tampon for three weeks, fresh as a spring day!
     
    mystical_shroom, Jun 4, 2008
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  7. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

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    thats not lazy... thats fuckin disgusting.
     
    Gravity, Jun 4, 2008
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  9. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    You say potato, I say patato my friend...
     
    mystical_shroom, Jun 4, 2008
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  11. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

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    I am so lazy that I threw my flip flop or whatever you call them at the TV's off switch to turn it off cause the remote was dead. :D
     
    AquaLight, Jun 4, 2008
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  13. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    By the way, I'm selling it on ebay on the 24th of June!

    I'm also so lazy that I went and bought coffee instead of making it...
     
    mystical_shroom, Jun 4, 2008
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  15. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Holy shit shroomie June 24th is my birthday XD
     
    RELAYER, Jun 4, 2008
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  17. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    Oh, been there.

    +Going to McDonalds instead of cooking something nutritious and equally delicious.
     
    Mr. Mojo Risin', Jun 4, 2008
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  19. nynysuts

    nynysuts No Gods, No Masters

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    was going to get my nose pierced today but can't be bothered to cycle.
     
    nynysuts, Jun 4, 2008
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  21. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    Ew.
     
    Mr. Mojo Risin', Jun 4, 2008
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  23. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    I smell an awesome present headed your way....no, really, I can smell it from here...
     
    mitten_kitten, Jun 4, 2008
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  25. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    I'm so lazy that I had to get my kid some socks out of the dryer 2 days in a row...I'm caught up on laundry now.
     
    mitten_kitten, Jun 4, 2008
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  27. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    XD YAY XD !!!!
     
    RELAYER, Jun 4, 2008
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  29. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Here you go just for you relayer...
     
    mystical_shroom, Jun 4, 2008
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  31. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Aw, that made my day XD Thank you shroomie I thought you didnt care about me XD
     
    RELAYER, Jun 4, 2008
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  33. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    I'm so lazy that I don't go out of my house with a shotgun shooting down every black person and homosexual that I see.


    Damn my laziness. I'm supposed to purify this world!
     
    BraveSirRubin, Jun 4, 2008
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  35. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    I'm so lazy I'm drinking warm beer 'cos the full ice bucket is just out of arm's reach.
     
    redyelruc, Jun 4, 2008
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  37. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    Use the Jedi Mind Trick.
     
    Mr. Mojo Risin', Jun 4, 2008
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  39. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    I'm so lazy that I'm still wearing a condom even though I last had sex about 3 months ago.
     
    redyelruc, Jun 4, 2008
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