Im so old that

Discussion in 'Old Hippies' started by Ugunsmate, Dec 6, 2004.

  1. Ugunsmate

    Ugunsmate Member

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    I was born in Brooklyn NY and the Dodgers were still there....
     
  2. teepi

    teepi living my dream

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    I'm so old that...my birthday has expired.
     
  3. teepi

    teepi living my dream

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    I'm so old that...I'm blind from the BIG BANG.
     
  4. teepi

    teepi living my dream

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    I'm so old that....if I acted my age, I'd die.
     
  5. Ugunsmate

    Ugunsmate Member

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    I like that one.....oh yeah!!!!
     
  6. Nathan11

    Nathan11 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I'm so old that I've already been reborn!
    OOOOOH
    That was good.
    :(
    Maybe not THAT good.
    lol
     
  7. WE1

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    I'm so old Woodstock seems like yesterday.
     
  8. teepi

    teepi living my dream

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    HAHA WE...
    I'm so old I went to see "Jurassic Park" and it brought back memories....
     
  9. Nathan11

    Nathan11 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I'm so old that...

    ...

    Wait, what was I saying?
     
  10. poor_old_dad

    poor_old_dad Senior Member

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    I'm so old that ... Oh shit, I forgot what I was going to say.

    Peace, from poor_old_dad
     
  11. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    I'm so Old that Mathusala calls me granny..
     
  12. teepi

    teepi living my dream

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    HAHA,,,
    I'm so old that...when I fart, dust comes outta my butt.
     
  13. adam

    adam sing with me somehow

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    I'm so old that when I'm ill, I go to my archaeologist.
     
  14. poor_old_dad

    poor_old_dad Senior Member

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    I'm so old, I remember when they played music on MTv.

    Peace, from poor_old_dad
     
  15. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    The dimmer switch was on the floor.

    I remember party lines.
    We called them Ice boxes.
    Stereo hadn't been invented.
    Delux car sound systems consisted of a speaker in the back seat with a front/rear switch under the dash hooked up to the AM radio, no balance control.
    We had to readjust the horizontal and vertical every few minutes.
    We bought 45's at Murhphy's 5 and dime.
    We used to joke that, "Someday they'll be selling water!"
    Gas stations had a bell that rang when you drove over the hose.
    Reverbs were hot to add on to your car radio.
    I remember recaps.
    I remember riding in the back of my father's Model "B" dump trunk and his 49 Studebaker stake truck.
    Windsheild wipers were vacuum assisted.
    Heaters were optional.
    Wringer washers.

    I'll add more later!
     
  16. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    I'm so OLD moss is growing on my North side
    (and it tickles)
     
  17. teepi

    teepi living my dream

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    I'm so old....uh...I forgot...
     
  18. sugarmaggie

    sugarmaggie ~Green Eyed Devil~

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    LMAO...ya'll crazy women...:p
     
  19. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    I'm so old my support hose have grown to my skin (with the moss and all it get kinda gross on my north side)
     
  20. homebudz

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    I'm so old,that my knees are louder then my harley,,,,sigh!!
     

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