Some of you are nice, others are nicer...but I am the nicest. It's true, just ask Bird. He's masturbating to my naked pics right now as we speak.
Wow... you are a friend. Though I have to wonder exactly where on the niceness scale a "cyber-mercy fuck" falls. Hmm... one of those deep philosophical issues I'll have to take up in my next conversation with the Dalai Lama.