I'm thinking of killing a dog

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  1. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    So there is this mangy dog in our neighborhood, and it barks incessantly, for no reason. No one owns it, as is the case for so many dogs around here, and some chick who used to live here started feeding this dog & bringing it home, then she left the island, but the fucking mutt is still in our 'hood, and it annoys me something awful on a daily basis.

    It will start barking any time of day, and when it starts, it usually goes for 10-15 minutes MINIMUM, sometimes for much longer than that. And it goes off numerous times per day.

    If I did decide to kill it, I would probably do as the locals and wrap some rat poison in a bit of rice and feed it to it.

    So.. would you ever kill a dog? Do you think I am evil for even considering it, and will I be disowned by God if I kill one of Her more sentient creations?
     
  2. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I sense some dislikes and neg reps on the way :d


    also Im quoting it due to the recent rash of people deleting their random thoughts ;-)



    and no..I would never kill a dog for doing what a dog does ...
     
  3. Jack Daniels

    Jack Daniels Member

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    Well, some churches say that God says you can do whatever the fuck you want as long as you tell your local child molester...oops I meant priest, afterward and tell him you're sorry.

    I probably wouldn't kill it, though.
     
  4. Aerianne

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    No animal control department where you live?
     
  5. MarleyMoon

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    Take it to a shelter.

    What's wrong with you?
     
  6. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    Yeah that's pretty fuckin sick man...even I wouldn't do something to an animal-and I consider running people over on a regular basis.

    Take him to a shelter or find someone who wants to give him a home.

    You won't be getting a neg rep from me, but I agree with BBAD...consider some serious, harsh feedback on this.
     
  7. Duck

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    Why not just round it up and move it somewhere? Or call animal control? Or the cops? Or the fucking volunteer fire department?

    I just can't believe that would be the solution you would think of unless you had a bit of morbid fascination going on -- which is perfectly fine and all; but not a good thing to act on.
     
  8. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    Haha.. I wouldn't edit away the contents of the post out of a fear for neg reps and dislikes.. If I cared about that stuff, I would have never posted this thread to begin with.
     
  9. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i don't know that i would kill a dog for barking, but i'm quite certain that i would kill a dog under certain circumstances.

    i can't really judge, back when i was in high school a couple roosters randomly decided to move into my parents' yard, specifically right below my bedroom window. after a month or so of not sleeping past dawn i killed those fuckers.
     
  10. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    HAHAHAH
    Animal control?!?!

    You guys are funny. No, there is no such thing as animal control here, there are no animal shelters, lol. Cops? If the cops ever got off their asses for anything apart from trying to collect a bribe, I would be amazed.

    No, when people here have a problem, they have to deal with it themselves. Sure, I could always pick it up and drive it and drop it off somewhere else, but chances are it would just find its way back here. This is a very small place.

    Oh and BTW the poison-in-rice thing is how the local people deal with loud dogs. It's fairly common for them to do it.
     
  11. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Yeah, thems peeps are pussies. You might actually get a positive rep outta this thread now =P
     
  12. walsh

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    Kill the owner. I can't understand why or how they think leaving an unhappy dog alone on its own is fine. It pisses off the dog and it pisses off other people who have to live with the noise. I have two or three people in my neighbourhood who do it and it makes me mad.
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    are you in China? :p
     
  14. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    There are plenty of roosters here, they are nowhere near as bad as this dog. I used to live next door to a guy who kept 2 roosters and it was fine in comparison.

    On a side note, if you were to kill some one else's roosters around here, you would be looking at very serious consequences, to the tune of getting beat up at a minimum, killed at the worst.
     
  15. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    probably in mexico
     
  16. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    What owner? The girl who brought it to the neighborhood already left, it's just one of many strays.
    An island in Thailand.
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    maybe just wait until one of the locals does it
     
  18. BuryMeInSmoke

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    Yeah, just take it to a shelter. I'm sure god won't mind either way though. I don't know enough about you to say you're evil but I will say your idea is, or at least it is extremely irrational.

    Better idea. Go with this one instead, if you must.
     
  19. Meliai

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    I would probably take ownership of it myself. Which makes me grateful to live somewhere where animal rescues and shelters are abundant. Otherwise I would have a million pets.

    Poor doggy.

    I think rat poison is really inhumane. I don't even use that shit on rats. If you have to kill it can't you think of a quicker, less painful way to do it
     
  20. Tyrsonswood

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    No, unless it was badly injured and there was no way to save it's life... Even then, probably not.

    Evil? If you enjoyed killing dogs or other animals just for the fun of it, you would be evil. In this case, I think you need to reassess things a little bit and if after that you kill this dog then you're just a sick fuckhead.

    I can't speak for the Goddess... That would fall on your head.


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