I'm too good looking

It's a shame

Everywhere I go people ask for my picture

 

yo dawg, can i have your picture?

 

see

this is what i'm talking about

 

I have a new role model!

 

yeah you beautiful can I get a picture to put on my wall?

 

you have my pity

 

aaaww poor baby. you should try burning your face off by eating a hot cherry pie straight from the oven.. but be warned, it might hurt some.

 

Your wise

If you send me a cheque for 25 dollars

No I will not take you out on a romantic date

I like cherries

The reason your picture is never asked to be taken is because you were born on the highest branch of the ugly tree and it appears you have hit every other branch on the way down. Now go eat another bag of potato chips

 

oooh, sexy stuff pat

 

Cool dreads, they always get attention.


You just did this so everyone looks at your profile didnt you

 

Come on now RF don’t go faggot on us :toetap05:

Handing out food to the homeless was a noble cause worthy of our respect, but worshiping some dreadhead whose clearly a "legend in his own mind" just isn't right


Hotwater

 

Well, thats a cue for me to make a joke about being in Hotwater

 

Pretty much. Another wise follower

Yeah they're alright

:cheers2:

 

they probably just want it to compare to police composites of child predators in the surrounding area...

be nice to boogabah

 

oh he's just jealous of my super cool post count. arty:

 

Oh I have never heard that insult before. Where did you come up with something so clever? Past experiences perhaps?

You spend more time on the internet than me... I am so jealous

 

there must be more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good-looking.

 

You would think so eh

 

I know I am. I totally strive to reach your level of awesomeness and post countiness.

Yet, somehow I don't think I'm jealous of ol' Pat up there, because people don't have to ask for my picture, I give it out freely. It's on milk cartons, you know.

 

life can be difficult for us attractive people.

see all this? *rubs nipples*

NOT AN ACCIDENT. People can be intimidated by our raw sexual magnetism and unmatchable beauty, but one day that will take their place at our feet and realize their true purpose. to worship us pretty people.

in the meantime they can just take pictures