i'm too sexy for a tampon so i'm just letting the blood go down my leg (don't worry, it's not much and i'm wearing dark pants so it won't stain)
I'm too sexy for my homework which, if not done, will determine me as a failure and then I will become depressed, sleep and eat myself into oblivion, and not be sexy anymore...what a crap cycle.
I'm too sexy to masturbate to my reflection, so I'll masturbate to yours instead. Hey, why are you ignoring me on MSN?
okay please dont think im stupid but i have a question-so if youre a lesbian do you actually get turned on by yourself as much as you would by another attractive woman