Measuring a previously mysterious imaginary component of wave scattering What this article doesn't talk about, is that the human brain itself, treats zero as a real number, but one that's impossible to determine, and can be imaginary. The simple truth is, their mathematics are self-contradictory, all their theories are tautological or self-contradictory, and the Tea Party is censoring half of reality, for fun and for profit. My own work proves humor explains mathematics, instead of, the other way around, how to automate the truth in several million ways, and stomp the Tea Party's fun into the dirt. Instead of mathematics obeying metaphysics, they obey humor, and their own AI are already starting to pop their bubbles, in every way imaginable. It means all the math, physics, linguistic analysis, etc. that we've spent so long developing has to be rewritten, which is too much editing for me to do myself, so I'm automating the process, and giving people tutorials. The more progress academics make, the deeper they're digging their own graves, while automating themselves out of a job. This article illustrates how to physically prove language and math are self-organizing. It might take awhile, but I'll think up a simple experiment to make the double-slit experiment look quaint, something else you can do in your living room.