Beat him off..........only long enough for me to get my trousers down round my ankles so he can fuck my ass!
What kind of question is that? Human nature and instinct would just kick in and you would try to get the person off your back.
Man. It was a loaded question, much like, "have you stopped beating your wife yet?". Certain groups are good at this type thing, not in a humorous way, but in more subtle and devious ways. Police, lawyers, psychologists, and journalists to name a few. Some journalists are particularly good at framing questions that imply particular things about the person being interviewed, even though they are not true. Journalists can make fools of even people who are well experienced in dealing with their tactics. .
Given that that is the case and it does hold merit, important question to the straight guys out there If a gay guy jumped on your back, would you beat him off? You never answered it.