in trouble (again) and i need help

I dunno how your school is but at my school you just have to write a paper explaining why you didn't answer the door and that's all lol.

 

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=uzi

 

i REALLY hope that's what it comes to

 

Aaaahhh...

If only life were that easy...

J/K, but it sounded funny to me, at the time...

 

That is the best fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

Oh my god, seriously. Do you realize how many times you could use this, and have it be completely hysterical every single time?

Ahahahahahahahahaha *saves forever*

 

marystinkawanna isnt supposed to be smoked indoors where people could smell that will get you in trouble. Cant smoke tobacco most places..

Im just saying if you shot teh uzi it will make the pot seem like nothing.. but you might liken to give the uzi a shot on the otherside of campus while dressed as a ninja,, run back to your place and smoke the pot while campus security focuses overtheres.

 

lol yeah i know it's an amazing site! i have it bookmarked. i don't use it often but when there's an opportunity i'll use it

 

awesome idea! lol

 

NO KIDDING!!!

And i notice that you can change the search parameters in the link by backspacing over the "uzi" at the end,

and filling in ANYTHING:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ninja +motorcycle

COOLIO!!!

Wonder if you can do it with Images?

brb

Nope.

 

http://lmgtfy.com/

 

Yeah really did you figure that out all by yourself? XD!

lmaolmaolmao omg lmao 'let me google that for you dot com' what a hilarious thing that someone actually did that FINALLY.

 

haha i'm glad i showed it to you

 

Indeed. I'm glad for it AS WELL

 

Well,

ummm,

yeah.

i'm used to coding, as opposed to clicking, and usually type the code, myself.

Oh! And YES!!! THANK YOU, THANK YOU for the link!!!

 

just write a long ass bullshit letter

got me back into school

 

I was in a similar situation last semester. The only thing that saved my ass was being absent when the po-po arrived. Best of luck to ya.

 

heres the deal. It depends on how liberal your school is. Im in MN and I smoked everyday in my room. One time I got chronic instead of bc's (fuck college towns), and good ol security came. I forked over some of my stash and my roomie all his. We had to meet with this guy and say blah blah we messed up whatever, sign a sheet and go to some class about how not to fuckn be a druggie. It was supposed 2 be 3 hour but it was 20 min and the students were in charge. All the technology failed and they were like dont tell anyone bye. 20 min lol.anyway you may or may not get kicked out. I say sack up too it and see what happens.

 

Your probably gonna get kicked out, I'm pretty sure they aren't dumb enough to think it was someone else, I mean come on, it was obviously you guys who made the smell.

 

when you go to the meeting try to look presentable. at least a collared shirt, tie and jacket couldn't hurt either.

and even if you aren't extremely regretful / scared out of your fucking wits of getting kicked out, you had damn well better act like you are. and it better be oscar worthy

 

ok so on the subject of that whole incorrect date on the paper thing

how should i go about it? i have to call to make an appointment to meet with some bitch that i've met with like three times already, each time i got into trouble. i was thinking about telling the secretary that i have to call that there's a mistake and it should be fixed before i meet with her.

what do you guys think i should do?