In which photo do I look like a dick?

there comes a time when you think ok I may get a torrent of abuse - could I handle it? so here it goes - as usual I expect not many replies as this isn't exactly ground breaking material - just hanging ones ass on the line - well fuck - wer'e doin that the second wer'e born.

Contender no 1



Contender no 2

 

number 1 right side, number 2, number 1 left is ok

 

Those are all you? Damn, they don't look like the same person. I like the one in the upper right with the long hair, and second is the one at the bottom. The one at the top left kinda looks like a Trappist Monk or something (I mean, I have nothing against monks...) Anyway, you wanted our opinion.....

 

hold on hold on - I don't get it how come you answered before i even posted this fkn thing? - I was just in the middle of editing it - thats it - now I'm convinced the matrix exsists

 

thanks - sorry - that wasn't supposed to be in there - fuck - I'm really confused - that was either fuckin weird or - it was just fuckin weird

 

you took out the one where you look respectable

anyway, you don't really look like dick, and I grew up in the 80's too

 

cheers - i'm having a headfuck right now - cos thats the first time i've ever clicked on 'submit' and there was 2 replies already

 

I'm restless

 

i figured it out - while i previewed the poll - it posted the post - i thought i was goin even more mad then for a second.phhhheww!

oh well - s'all part of the universe,man

 

i know - its monday - time to battle into reality/zip away into mythical world again.luckily i just finished work at 7.00am so I opted for the land of never-never

 

I think you look liek a complete dick in pic 2

 

luckily its still sunday night of sorts in the new world, plus monday is my sunday, so now I'm confused

 

cheers dick i mean duck - don't know why I'm laughing - you might hack my brain out with a rusty table knife over a period of 2 days

 

shit - whats the new world? we only studied the 2nd world war at school..i know what the new world symphony sounds like.Is there a new world out there that has monday off?

 

yes, its inside my head.....and its unbridled and sickening

 

thank fuck for that - thats the kind of approach i prefer to the begginning of a week.I'm tired of rich entrepreneurs telling me that being cheerful got them where they are today
i don't agree with crime - but i empathize with cynicism at times - well like on a monday mornig when god is pissing on this green and pleasant land

 

quote: elling me that being cheerful got them where they are today

it'll get you farther than being melancholy, that i can assure you...

 

you set yourself up for it, I would have not said it if you didn't ask

hell, I may not have even thought it if you didn't suggest it as a possibility prior to me seeing the pic, you only have yourself to blame, and me too I guess, but mostly just you

 

not melancholy - just feeling driven in a kind of anarchistic melancholy way.it's just - when i answer the door to all the staff in the morning - I'm kind of hysterically ecstatic cos i'm about to finsh work - where as most people i answer the door to are just waking up and wish they didn't have to work - if that makes any sense

I'm one of those - either plainly happy to be alive or wonder why were all here - occasionally it's nice to do the masochistic thing of well.. being 3 sheets to the wind.sorry 'man' - just full of unbalanced adrenalyn right now

er.. and some beer

 

This has to be the most confusing poll I've ever (tried to) participate it.