Inserting golf balls

So im looking for new ways to pleasure myself analy and was going to insert a golf ball in my ass, is it possible for the ball to get stuck? I was just going to push it out as if I was doing a poo?

Also if anyone has any suggestions for things I can put in my ass or any tips feel free to share them below

 

It can get stuck and work it's way futher up.

 

a freezer pop? that way if you loose it at least it will thaw out

 

:2thumbsup:

 

If you are going to use a golf ball or balls, drill a hole through them and insert a string. P. S. leave the string hanging out. Had to say that.

 

LOL....and just to be safe, tie it round the tee too.

 

you might be better off with a 5 iron.

 

I've always had success with basketballs..

 

Not if Tiger Woods is driving it

 

Sounds better than ass pennies.
















What? Nobody remembers 'Upright Citizens Brigade'?

 

Then its just a tampon

 

You could and did say that.

 

Golf balls? Leave those puny little things for the golf course. Try double anal fisting instead!

 

When I was a kid, even before I entered puberty, I used to get really turned on by seeing how many of my marbles I could insert before I had to expel them. I had no understanding of sexuality, let alone what Anal sex was all about, but it was something I discovered through my own means that gave me pleasure.

 

I was sure there would be a "hole in one" joke in here somewhere. I am disappoint.

 

If it was up his nose it would be a double bogey

 

Keep this guy away from the batting cages..

 

I sense an interesting headline coming up!

 

Haha thanks for the laugh

 

#7 on the nurse's list of "stuff I have tugged out of a weirdo's ass in the emergency room"......a Slazenger No. 7.