Insult me and make it hurt

go ahead, I know I am old, stupid, and close minded....think of some others and fucking hit me in the face with them.

 

You smell bad, and yo momma dresses you funny. :H

 

I think your nice, handsome, you've got a good sense of humor, (from what I can tell), you're a dreamer, a worker, a surviver. You make me smile damn it.

I hope that didn't hurt too much.

 

i'm sorry....i simply cannot insult you

 

Ummm...your avatar looks like Jebus?

 

hahaha come on friends, I'm ready to bleed over here!

 

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

 

OK Phillip that may be going to far

Don't make me bring your home town of mansfield into this!

Come on, I'm not even smart enough to capitalize city names! And I can't even write other members names correctly!


Check it out, I forgot to write a complete sentence above.

 

I don't like hurting peoples feelings...I love ya

 

muhahaha....good one.....

 

Well, you live in OH so you are obviously a hillbilly

 

I know, I'm such a loser hillbilly that I live in a place so flat that you can see the curve of the Earth!

I can't even get that right

 

Well listen to a story of a man named Jed... poor country farmer trying to keep his family fed.... (something incoherant...........................................................................................................................) Crude.....oil that is!

 

Yeah, I bet you drive a camero with zebra striped seat covers, and fuzzy dice on the mirrors. And drink beer from a can *shudder*

 

Nah, it's not nearly as flat as Bowling Green. Went to BGSU for a few years. Now that thar is some flat ass land.

 

and that beer is:



Need I say more?

 

Sigh. Don't tell anyone I know this but...
Well come and listen to a story
About a man named Jed
Poor mountaineer barely kept
his family fed
Then one day he was
shooting at some food,
and up through the ground
come a bubblin crude.

Oil, that is, black gold. Texas tea.

I know this will come back to haunt me sometime soon.

 

Seamonster's theme song...

I drink Schlitz proud and strong
I could drink Schlitz all night long
So raise a glass to the time at hand
Cause Schlitz is the best beer in the land.

 

damn, I didnt know they still made 40oz of schlitz!

 

They don't. In fact...Schlitz memorabilia has become quite collectable.