Insult the Poster above you Episode III

is musically talentless

 

sells Amway

 

likes to ask stranger to pull his finger

 

has a fetish for bellybutton lint

 

chews his beard

 

cannot grow a beard

 

still lives with his parents

 

buried his parents in the flower garden

 

destroys bird nests on sight

 

Sleep in bed with his parents

 

one eye is significantly bigger than the other

 

gets sexually aroused by the sight of seagulls

 

thinks the lord of the rings exists and is on the prowl

 

has an attraction to farm animals

 

always farts in tune

 

always pisses in the bath when he's having a bathe

 

can't take a bath without adult supervision

 

supervises elderly adults on a regular basis, doing the foul tasks they cannot manage

 

likes to give elderly men sponge baths

 

drinks sea water