Invent a new sexual kink.

This thread is for coming up with a new sexual kink.

I want to get off by licking someones elbow.

If you're interested, PM me. :biggrin:

 

few people know it but there is actually a g spot located in the elbow
its true

 

You could get off by trying to lick your own elbow. It'd be like it was playing hard to get.

 

haha ganja will be all up on this...
personally i have enjoyed putting the tongue to an eyeball when rolling... cause its weird n im weird.. im less weird thought now ... kinda boring really...
ummm let me think.. nvm i wont play dis game.

 

I'll pay you a million bucks you can do it. For real. HAHAHA...

 

Goatee on penis rubbing

 

Jumping onto a huge pile of mashed potatoes and humping it.

 

McLeod, I'm not sure if that's new. . . .

Fly swatters to the balls.

 

That's not new or kinky. That's typical.. On the moon bounce thing. Moon bounce stuffs are fun... I can't think of one thing....

 

well, since I'll be getting pills, later, and have already consumed vast quantities of weed and alcohol.... i think i'll give this a go:


pickling the pine


Phrase conceived from a night of horrendous drinking, pill popping, and weed toking.

The act of falling asleep with one's penis still inside the host vagina. Especially and most notably if the host's vagina is characterized as foul smelling with hints of vinegar, and for some odd reason, pickles. Thus, the smell of the ninja boot is seeping in and "pickling" your unit into acquiring its smell. Pine is a slang term for a male's pork steeple.




Jon: So how did that shit go down with that cumdumpster last night?

Kyle: I don't wanna talk about it.. but if you must know we got wasted, fucked, and then I ended up pickling the pine..

Jon: Fail.

 

lol.

and snaaapp. that has to suck but you know being slapped around a bit is fun but yeah... nvm.... haha im a girl so i cant say but that would hurt...

 

Hah!

I can though.

 

I've never done it. I've only ever eaten champers, but it's not really the same thing.

 

I think I need a photo. I don't buy it.

 

If the flyswatters are clean, I could go for that. :biggrin:

 

I'll get you one later. It's really not that impressive.

 

I think its impossible. I cant do it and I've tried.

 

Sex with plants. I'm just keepin' it green.

 

Jumping onto a huge pile of mashed potatoes and humping it while eating some?

 

Having sex with a woman after she gets shot out of a cannon at me.