Is Jesus good looking?

Looking at photos of Jesus, would you say that he was good looking? Sexy even? What sort of look did he have?

I think he had a very Christian Bale, pre-batman Bruce Wayne/Kurt Cobain look. His style was definitely modern hobo. I think he needed to put on a little weight but overall he had an air of rugged good looks.

 

Photos of Jesus? I didn't know they had cameras back then.

 

The sort of people who usually portray him are pretty hot. I agree with the Kurt Cobain sort of sexy look.

 

i was going to make this point, but it was already made and i don't like stealing other posters' thunder.


so i'll just point out that he was obviously drawn to look better than he probably really did, since the people who painted his portraits generally worshipped him and never actually met him in person.

 

not as a trap stamp... :leaving:

 

My mistake. I meant to say paintings. I am sorry that I am not a thinker bee like you.

 

hahaha, i think he was just being silly here.

 

I think you nailed it.

 

Jesus must have been good looking. You don't get many followers if you are fugly.

 

when i was a kid i had sexual fantasies with Jesus , so i guess he was hot. actually i guess those were my first masturbation attempts.
too good i am not religious , because i would have cut my veins for this blaspheme!

 

i am not really a post basher but this thread is seriously retarded starting from the "jesus photo" thing on , and also could result into an offense for those who still actually believe (not that i care much anyway). so i decided to make things even worse and post ... i love retard trash. about the 'jesus christ' look you may want to watch "jesus christ vampire hunter" a funny canadian flick in which jeez gets piercings and a radical fresh new look. also there are punk priests with green mohawks and custom motorcycle helmets designed to b worn over mohawks, lakes of holy water and lesbians galore. in this movie we learn that jesus is not very tall. if then you had not enough get a copy of "ultrachrist" where the saviour appears naked terminator-like and gets a superhero costume made of spandex. have fun with me in moron-ness and blasphemy :reddevil:. if after all this crap you STILL crave for more, more stupid crap get into any church and listen. catholic churches are fine but if you're under 15 watch your butt.

yes i know, im gonna go in the hell for retards. yawn.

 

Greengirl's sexual fantasies involve whips, nails and tying skinny guys to crosses...

 

Go to hell? For what? That was boring and even more pointless than this thread. I spent the time to read your post because I figured anything starting with "This is retarded" and lasting as long as your post did had to be interesting.

WRONG. Stay on topic or GTFO.

Does Jesus look good? I guess, but that robe makes his ass look fat.

 

We don't learn from movies. Movies are fiction, made for entertainment.
I read this post a few times and I decided that you're not the one to talk about retard threads and posts.


Besides, every smart person knows that looks don't matter, personality is what counts. And we all know that Jesus had a great personality.

 

Jesus is not good looking. He didnt want to be followed for the wrong reasons. The anti-christ is good looking.

 

yeah, it said in isaiah i think that he'd be unattractive so as not to lure the teeny bopper style followers.

 

I'd say Jesus looks as good as Muhammad.

Budda was a sexy beast.

 

he's out there mowing the neighbors lawn right now.. lemme peak at him.

 

you found Jesus???

 

No, that's Hesus.