The pet shop down the road was robbed last night. The police are looking into it, but they doubt they'll catch the guy who did it. They have no leads.
The lego factory down the road was broken into last night. The police are looking into it, but they are concerned due to the lack of evidence. They say its a sticky situation. And one of them has pressed some duplo into their face. Not even funny. I might as well crawl under a table and die.
An Asian man walks into a New York Currency Exchange with 2000 yen. He receives $72.00 in American currency. The following week, the same Asian man walks into the same currency exchange. He again exchanges 2000 yen. This time, he receives $66.00 in American currency. The Asian man doesn't understand why he received less money, so he asks the clerk, "Why less money when same 2000 yen" The clerk replies, "Fluctuations." As the Asian man prepares to leave, he turns, looks at the clerk and angrily says, "Fluck you Amelicans, too!"