Is this joke funny?

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Power_13, Feb 17, 2005.

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Funny?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. I am protected

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  4. OH NOES!!!!!!!!11!!eleventyone

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  1. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    The pet shop down the road was robbed last night. The police are looking into it, but they doubt they'll catch the guy who did it.


    They have no leads.
     
  2. Ellie-Rose

    Ellie-Rose Le Muppet

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    Utter pants
     
  3. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Dire I'm afraid. Glad to see your sense of humour hasn't improved....
     
  4. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    *shakes head*
     
  5. Iago2

    Iago2 Member

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    The lego factory down the road was broken into last night. The police are looking into it, but they are concerned due to the lack of evidence.

    They say its a sticky situation. And one of them has pressed some duplo into their face.






    Not even funny. I might as well crawl under a table and die.
     
  6. Ellie-Rose

    Ellie-Rose Le Muppet

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    You see mike .. :p

    Told ya it was shite :rolleyes:
     
  7. LittleRedOne

    LittleRedOne Member

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    I actually laughed at that.

    But then again I have the sense of humor of a coathanger.
     
  8. blindhobosam

    blindhobosam The Legend

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    yeah i think that'd be the best thing to do.
     
  9. nationofmillions

    nationofmillions Member

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  10. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    no, but keep trying
     
  11. tyriel

    tyriel Member

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    lol but not because i tought i was funny
     
  12. lovelovelove

    lovelovelove Member

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    made me laugh :D
     
  13. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    was a tad dull..
     
  14. jesikhaviolet

    jesikhaviolet Member

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    that was awful. i said yes o.0
     
  15. Carlos

    Carlos Member

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    wats ET short for?

    ..............hes only got little legs!!
     
  16. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    An Asian man walks into a New York Currency Exchange with 2000 yen. He receives $72.00 in American currency. The following week, the same Asian man walks into the same currency exchange. He again exchanges 2000 yen. This time, he receives $66.00 in American currency. The Asian man doesn't understand why he received less money, so he asks the clerk, "Why less money when same 2000 yen"

    The clerk replies, "Fluctuations." As the Asian man prepares to leave, he turns, looks at the clerk and angrily says, "Fluck you Amelicans, too!"

    :rolleyes:
     
  17. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    i read this over and over but i absolutely dont get it :D
     
  18. puddin

    puddin Banned

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    PETshop... LEADS... GEDDIT!?!?!?!
     
  19. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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  20. matthew

    matthew Almost sexy

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    now this joke is truly the funniest joke in the world..
     

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