It sucks being a guy

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by Codmouse, Sep 28, 2010.

  1. Codmouse

    Codmouse Senior Member

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    I hate it when we get really horny. Man, there is no way around it either. Once it sets in thats all you can think about... I can almost feel it just thinking about it so god damn hard. I'm tired of whackin off...

    Why don't girls go through this kinda torture. IDK WTF any girl has to say about how horny they get. This shit is intense! FUCK. I wish I was a girl... hahahah ...

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  2. Mr.Toad

    Mr.Toad Member

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    I know what you mean...

    actually i think i'm gonna go and have a wank right now
     
  3. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    Girls get just as horny. Every girl I've been with has had twice the sex drive than I do.
     
  4. deleted

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    when my gf comes over. she said "its lonely" , "whats lonely?" I say, she points down there.. "stick it in there" she says.. when she went on vacation came home twice as horny..
     
  5. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    It's annoying when men say this! First of all don't tell me how "god damn hard" you are. THIS will make ME horny! And when I get horny...well you won't like me when i'm horny! *turns green and rips off shirt*...
    ON A SIDE NOTE: if you think being so hard it hurts is difficult you probably wouldn't enjoy having a period, the cramps associated with it, the body aches. How about having two giant volleyballs stuck to your chest constantly and trying to find the right bra to support them. What about being pregnant and carrying that weight around, giving birth which I hear is actually pretty painful! Breast feeding....lactating at odd times. Worrying about getting pregnant because you don't agree with birth control (I mean let's face it anyone who sees my threads knows my hormones are already pretty fucked up, no sex drive then a crazy sex drive) You've probably never been to a girls night out have you? We talk about sex all the time, mm this drink is great...oh and btw I had such a great lay last weekend, biggest dick ever. Yes we go there. Some women (like men) don't have high sex drives, but ALOT of us.......and this includes me. LOVE SEX, and when we're horny it's all we can think about. Some of my friends when they're drunk its even worse. It's like..ok i've consumed alot of alochol, now my vagina is on fire! With the need to be penetrated. It's hilarious, " you know what would make this night better? dick".

    Don't even get me started.
    You're sad because you have this uncontrollable sex drive and your hard... ..... .... :p

    It's less obvious for us, but it's bad.
    I get these waves of desire where I want to get fucked sooo bad sometimes at the oddest times. During a charcoal sketch or when i'm painting, during a lecture...in the line at the supermarket. And it's just like.... DAMN.. wish this could end unless it's going to get started right now!

    Sometimes I wish we could evolve past sex, and this uncontrollable need. But then I remember how good it feels.
     
  6. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    girls can go up to just about any guy in the world and ask for sex and get it

    guys do that and get slapped or arrested
     
  7. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    That's not true.
     
  8. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    [​IMG]

    "If I were a boy
    I think I could understand
    How it feels to love a girl
    And because I finally know this i'd probably lock myself up in my room, pop a sock on my cock and get it on to a copy of the mail delivery underwear rag until I drink some beer "
     
  9. pr0ne420

    pr0ne420 Senior Member

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    Just about.
     
  10. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Testosterone generally raises the sex drive.
     
  11. Codmouse

    Codmouse Senior Member

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    You have to keep in mind that you smoke drugs all the time. That can kinda lower your sex drive.

    I didn't say anything about me being hard. I was actually completely limp... I just want to have sex with a girl. Its like an intinctual thing that sets in. You don't have a boner, you just have the urge to get with a girl at that moment. Of course if we wan't sex so bad we will just jerk off. But thats different than dominating the shit out of some girls backside :D Man... There was this good lookin gal at the dog park today too...

    Very true!

    Yes... It is. Watch, ask me to have sex right now. ;)
     
  12. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Wildflowers, for your sake, as a friend let me translate for you here:

    guy talk - girls can go up to any guy in the world and ask for sex, and get it
    actual english - a fit girl can approach any guy in the world and ask for sex, and get it so long as the man doesn't act like he'd just farted in an elevator.
     
  13. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    grapefruit :eek:
     
  14. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    you know, that's a pretty good fruit.
     
  15. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor


    did you mean elevator?

    (and in case you're wondering ..I act totally different in real life than I do here...this place is my escape from my mundane depressing rainy day life)

    also I'm not too picky about her being fit :eggnog:
     
  16. Codmouse

    Codmouse Senior Member

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    Actual english; ANY girl can walk up to a guy and ask for sex and get fucked. I would fuck any girl... IDC!!! Though, I seek out girls with personality more-so. Yeah, I know. Weird right. Looks don't mean a whole lot to me. and no, I'm not ugly... Lmao, I don't think so...
     
  17. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    translates to : so if any ladies are looking for some fun




    i lol'd
     
  18. stacy lulu

    stacy lulu yeeeaah buddy

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    oh boo hoo. if you're bitching about this then you'd shoot yourself if you were a girl :rolleyes:
     
  19. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Good call, I have thanked you in my reason why's :p
     
  20. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Ever been chatted up by the women in the bar everyone was after? :p
     
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