I've made up my mind.

Im trading my girl for a puppy.
what kind should i get? i'm thinking samoyed.

 

dalmation that is what you should get. cut puppies. and when they grow up they look out for their owners.

 

I hate dogs.

 

dogs are better pets then any other animal on this earth.

 

....what other animal would clean up after you if you took a shit on the floor

 

Dogs are too pathetic and needy for me. I prefer and independant pet, like a cat. Any animal that is willing to be taught how to beg is just depressing.

 

i think you should get a golden retriever, i love those dogs.. i had one, but gave it away..

i had seamonkeys but i spilled them on my floor...

 

look how nice....

 

see im the opposite..
i dont like cats...
haha they should do like a reality show called trading pets..(haha yes, that was lame )

 

i can't trust a person that dosen't like dogs.

i can't trust a cat. (no eybrows.... creepy.)

 

cats piss me off...... really bad

 

i heard cats eat you if you are dead...

 

Domestic animals in general make me depressed. It's sad how we've bred things into being docile so that we can use them for our own purposes.

I also dislike dogs because everyone has them here and they aren't supposed to take them on the beaches, but everyone does anyway and then the things crap all over the beach and no one picks up after them and so I can't even walk around barefoot because the whole entire county is covered in dog shit.

 

Cats are crafty and sly and secretive just like I am so I guess I understand them.

 

I'll bet my cat would eat me if I died.

 

i know our cat would eat you if you were died.

 

where can i find seamonkeys to buy. i want to grow them i have never seen a seamonkey before.

 

the guy im dating owns two cats... they watch me while i sleep..

 

cats are weird animals but they do some cool shit sometimes. or they just hide under a dresser all day

 

this girl bought them for me...she got them at Spencers gifts...