jesus loves you

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by joo kyle, Jul 7, 2006.

  1. joo kyle

    joo kyle thisandthat

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    Sorry, I don't swing that way
     
  2. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I like saying: "Sure but he's all talk no action."

    Or "But why won't he ever stick around for breakfast?"

    That ones especially fun because you're not only implying that the son of our lord is gay, but also bad in bed. [​IMG]
     
  3. sitareric

    sitareric Banned

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    Jesus is cool in Essence... But all the fear, man, look outside the book seriously
     
  4. wildflowereyes

    wildflowereyes Senior Member

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    how is someone not staying for breakfast have anything to do with how good they are in bed? it just means they are not looking for more than sex...

    that or they are like me and wake up craving french toast sticks whenever having been drunk the night before. :p
     
  5. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I disagree. Being a really good lover means more then just showing 'em a good time in the sack. There needs to be a deep spritual connection to cross that threshold.

    Making breakfast let's 'em know you're really intrested in them.

    I mean sure jesus can show you a good time, but does he really love you or are those just sweet lies he whispers? [​IMG]
     
  6. mushie18

    mushie18 Intergalactic

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    i love jesus too :D
     
  7. pink floyd

    pink floyd carousing&ransacking

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    i bet jesus could perform miracles in bed [​IMG]
     
  8. mushie18

    mushie18 Intergalactic

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    not a doubt in my mind.
     
  9. Freekske

    Freekske Member

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    Jesus is my only friend
     
  10. mushie18

    mushie18 Intergalactic

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    ..i want to fuck him like an animal :eek:
     
  11. pink floyd

    pink floyd carousing&ransacking

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    I heard he likes sheep.
     
  12. mushie18

    mushie18 Intergalactic

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    aw, shit.

    i guess i'm down.
     
  13. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    And if jesus is everywhere, that means jesus is in my pants. [​IMG]
     
  14. pink floyd

    pink floyd carousing&ransacking

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    that means he's in mine, too! that cheater. i thought i was special...
     
  15. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    wooo im not wearing any:D
     
  16. pink floyd

    pink floyd carousing&ransacking

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    *molests* :D



    I kid, I kid... :D
     
  17. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    aha


    not funny:D




    or is it?:eek:
     
  18. pink floyd

    pink floyd carousing&ransacking

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    We have a temptress on our hands.... [​IMG]:D
     
  19. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    ooo you're pretty:D
     
  20. pink floyd

    pink floyd carousing&ransacking

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    so are you, mah dear! [​IMG] quite photogenic. im sarah, btw. nice to mee ya :D
     

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