I like saying: "Sure but he's all talk no action." Or "But why won't he ever stick around for breakfast?" That ones especially fun because you're not only implying that the son of our lord is gay, but also bad in bed.
how is someone not staying for breakfast have anything to do with how good they are in bed? it just means they are not looking for more than sex... that or they are like me and wake up craving french toast sticks whenever having been drunk the night before.
I disagree. Being a really good lover means more then just showing 'em a good time in the sack. There needs to be a deep spritual connection to cross that threshold. Making breakfast let's 'em know you're really intrested in them. I mean sure jesus can show you a good time, but does he really love you or are those just sweet lies he whispers?