Ok , so I found this silly little joke online & I thought that it may be fun to hear others ...so , if you know of one ...let's hear it =) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad." So the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar." The penis glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against a wall until I throw up and pass out."
one of my favorite jokes.. even though a lot of people probably know it... is what does a constipated mathmatician do? -he works it out with a pencil... its a good joke to just say when people are being seriouse, or yoru around a bunch of people with no huumor because it tends to get a fun reaction...
