Just hit on a girl on the bus.

"Hey I wanted to hit on you."

"whaa?"

"I came over 'cuz I wanted to hit on you..."

She acted like I did the strangest most un-ettiqual faux paus ever.

Fun.

 

Once a guy just came out and asked me to go to bed with him. So I did.

 

i missed the first "on" in the thread title and thought this was going to be a completely different thread.

 

Me Too! I was going to say sorry about it, but maybe that would work as well for either version.

 

...then what happened?

 

I was on the bus, I threw Wolly caterpillars at a girl... I think she knows I like her..

 

...are you cheating on your wife of 23 years?

 

yes..

 

You must have no self-esteem.

 

he wasn't a stranger to me. It was at the end of our 4th or 5th date and I wanted him. I ended up marrying him and we have been together ever since. I just liked it that he came out and asked instead of beating around the bush and being all espionage about it.

 

An unfortunate choice of words, perhaps.

 

Why? Aren't women allowed to get horny and have random sex? (which I note the poster didn't do, but the question is still valid).

 

With me, yeah. Just not anyone else.

 

Ah, fair enough.

 

Pressed_Rat did your mom not teach you to share? by the way i am only joking sorry for the your mom joke.

 

In other news.. my fantasy basketball team is doing great. Thinking about switching Manu Ginobli for Ray Allen sneak sneak.

Do girls know most of us wish there were less annoying ways and places to "hit on them?" Do they like the idea that they could be hit on in public?

 

Most women don't like to be hit on in public unless the guy doing the hitting on is exceptionally attractive. Otherwise you're just a creep.

 

The bus use to be my primary mode of transportation. There are a buch of weirdos on the bus. I had a guy try to pick me up by trying to entice me with a seroquel. Um thanks but you can keep your antipsychotics to yourself. Another guy, I'm assuming a tourist, tried to get me to go island hoping with him. There was an old lady who started hitting other bus patrons out of the blue. I had a bus driver stop, en route mind you, to get some McDonalds. Man, I have so many bus stories.

 

lol

That is hilarious!