Keep In God We Trust On The Money If You Must, And We'll Even Sing Your Songs.

Conservatives want In God We Trust on our money? Let them have it. And, they want us to say “under God” when we say the Pledge of Allegiance? Let them have it.

And let us have Roe v. Wade, gay marriage and the rest. And we'll say you're "under God" and sing God Bless America. All while (like Homer Simpson said he does in church) we ogle the pretty women (or men, if you're gay).