Kick in the face delivery.

Here's my new business model. Comments welcome.

I'm a negotiator. You pay for my negotiation services, roughly $100 plus travel expenses. I the negotiator, ring your associates doorbell and kick them in the head, aiming roughly for their stupid monkey nose. Appointments are booked 24 hours in advance, plus travel time, and I am immune from prosecution and backsies.

 

I book you now, for three people.

 

is it extra for a good quality video of the event?

 

I think after I kick them in the face, I'll ask for a tip.

 

No, that's included.

 

Sounds great! and fun

but, you should raise your price to $199.99 + Expenses

and you should wear

A mexican wrestling mask for extra fun and privacy

 

I love the mask!

But I'm worried that if I charge too much I'll be doing it only for the money, and not for the love... of kicking jerks in the face.

 

Thats true! Nothing better than watching a jerk writhe in agony and pain



p.s. I thought this was a hippie site? Is there an incense forum? Cause someone just blew up my bathroom..

 

I don't like the no backsies. I think that's a deal breaker.

 

I would like to make a few inquiries.

Do you have a silent partner.

Do you issue receipts for taxation purposes.

What are your expansion plans.

What plans do you have to further develop your skills so that you remain competitive in business.

What do you estimate your repeat customer base to be.

How long before you expect to be retired.

 

well if it was ME applying for the facekick delivery job, my answers would be as follows.

Just the cameraman
violence is a non-taxable service, so no reciepts
no expansion plans.. I mean, it's face kicking..
I develop stamina and coordination over time, for higher customer turnover rate.
100% repeat customers. well, until they run out of people to kick
I don't plan on retiring cuz kicking face's is more of a hobbby than a job.


sorry to answer someone else's question but i feel stonerific right now

 

If someone asked me those questions I suppose I would just kick them in the face?

 

have you met my friend, question mark.

 

or that..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnPKD0cFMw"]YouTube- Kicked in the face at mall

 

I did get a kick out of your answers. Hopefully not literally.

My question mark is sticking so...........it would possibly be all over the page. Sorry that I could not use it on this laptop. I will switch to another one later and use it.

 

Then everyone is gonna want a kick for free and then you wouldn't make any kind of profit. (assuming you're getting in to the biz as well)

 

No, i'm not. I am a male prostitute

 

Oh well, I'm sure there are people out there that would pay to be kicked by you too. There are some pretty odd fetishes out there... I bet you could charge better than a hundred bucks though

 

200 bucks to be kicked in the face by a male prostitute, no cuddling afterwards. Any takers?

 

You could charge even more if you couple that with a singing telegram facekick service.