My little grand daughter(6) was sitting on the couch watching some kids show and the lady on the show said "now we're going to make something Mexican with paper". Without missing a beat ,she said-"what--a paper taco"? Her mom was trying to get her off sippy cups and told her she was too old to be using them. GD's little friend (year older)came over and they were going to have a drink of some kind.The friend asked my GD's mom if she could have a sippy cup. My GD put her hands on her hips ,looked at her mom and said "well,well,well -it look like amanda wants a sippy cup". Said with extreme --whuddya say to that --type pleasure. Any humorous kid stories?---------(Oooops---missed my s up there.)
I was giving my three year old son a bath and he said, "Don't forget to wash my big doodle." (We call the penis a doodle.)