Kinky Masterbation

What is the oddest type of masterbation you have tryed. Girls and Guys can answer feel free to share lol.

 

hmm...jets on the jacuzzi. wow

hehe peace

 

gulp... gotta admit, even though a guy, same thing for me, jacuzzi jets back when i FIRST started doing it. that's how i discovered masturbation and orgasms actually.

 

In a tree

 

i always stuck to humping a blanket, but my friend tried it with a ken doll once...(hurt like hell she said lol) and as for the jets...that feels good...thuogh i never tried getting off on that...hum...

 

Madison hahah i love you hump those blankets its good for you

 

I tried this once:


THE BAGGIE & THE MATTRESS

Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your penis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your penis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your penis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie.

http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/00favorites.html

Didn't work..... but i'm going to try again with diffrent lube..

 

hahaha, i masturbated with a banana once. (unpeeled, or course..)

...but then it got all mushy inside... kind of "went limp"

 

maybe u weren't satisfying him

 

hahahah i guess not
dammit

now all the other bananas are going to make fun of me when i walk down the fruit aisle..

 

I tried that, and it worked for me. Jackin World is a great site.

 

j00 gotta deep throat the bananna first to get it ready

 

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Hahaha, lmao. Dude thats awesome

 

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1337 is lame and i use to hump a pillow and i have never tryed anything else really...

 

LMFAO.

 

Yes, it's very lame... but so am I and so is humping a pillow. :H

 

Hahahahah
L337!!!!! r0x0rs

lol damn i shoulda gave him some more lovin before shovin him in there i guess. maybe i need more practice.... any volunteers?

i asked the cucumbers but they said no

 

I was a bit self conchous..... like "OMG, I'm fucking a bed"... plus i don't think the stuff i used as lube was too great...... it felt good, and if i could relax a bit more, and get some decent lube, might be more fun...