Knife-Wielding Woman Orders Husband To Perform Cunnilingus

:afro::biker:
http://jezebel.com/5682569/knife+wielding-woman-orders-husband-to-perform-cunnilingus?ref=nf

 

once in the market I found a box cutter and with my now wife, I said "bitch Ill cut you" In a spanish like accent fooling around shopping .. Then someone called the cops.. Its was funny as hell..

there he is...

 

i read this earlier, my favorite was "somebody is going to eat my pussy or i'm going to cut your fucking throat"

LOL

 

new internet meme coming soon.. ;p

 

¡La perra, enfermedad le cortó!

 

she looks like a troll...EXACTLY like a troll or some creature from a movie ive seen but i just cant remember the name..

 

Important lesson here is that bathing is important.

The whole incident might have been avoided!

Just when you think the news could not get stranger, it does.

 

aha! she looks like that crazy bridge troll thing from the movie heavy metal where she had to make out with it or whatever..

 

Lord of the Rings?

 

lolzd

picture that bittie raping :biker:

 

honestly, id have no problem killing that bitch if she ran up on me and tried to do something like that. i know a few different ways to knock a knife out of someones hand and she doesnt seem like she would know wtf to do if i came at her with one of them..

 

Well, there goes her "She's got a great personality" excuse.

At least she's still slammin'

 

Ernest Scared Stupid?


I'll be honest this movie frightened me when I first saw it. Two weeks ago.

 

Yikes. John Travolta sure had some shitty gigs before Pulp Fiction.

 

?

 

just stab me thanks...i'll take my chances at the ER

 

I feel like you`d probably end up there with either option..

 

0:47-0:48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntKds9UWi2Y"]YouTube - troll

 

tough call ... is there rum?

 

"he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams."

O_O


PS - anyone named Melissa Williams is PISSED right now.