Knife-Wielding Woman Orders Husband To Perform Cunnilingus

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  1. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    :afro::biker::confused:
    http://jezebel.com/5682569/knife+wielding-woman-orders-husband-to-perform-cunnilingus?ref=nf
     
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    once in the market I found a box cutter and with my now wife, I said "bitch Ill cut you" In a spanish like accent fooling around shopping .. Then someone called the cops.. Its was funny as hell..

    there he is... :p
     
  3. lifer02

    lifer02 Stoned Ape

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    i read this earlier, my favorite was "somebody is going to eat my pussy or i'm going to cut your fucking throat"

    LOL
     
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    new internet meme coming soon.. ;p
     
  5. dazedgatsby

    dazedgatsby shitheel

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    ¡La perra, enfermedad le cortó!
     
  6. lifer02

    lifer02 Stoned Ape

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    she looks like a troll...EXACTLY like a troll or some creature from a movie ive seen but i just cant remember the name..
     
  7. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Important lesson here is that bathing is important.

    The whole incident might have been avoided! ;)

    Just when you think the news could not get stranger, it does.
     
  8. lifer02

    lifer02 Stoned Ape

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    aha! she looks like that crazy bridge troll thing from the movie heavy metal where she had to make out with it or whatever..
     
  9. dazedgatsby

    dazedgatsby shitheel

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    Lord of the Rings?
     
  10. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    lolzd

    picture that bittie raping :biker:
     
  11. lifer02

    lifer02 Stoned Ape

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    honestly, id have no problem killing that bitch if she ran up on me and tried to do something like that. i know a few different ways to knock a knife out of someones hand and she doesnt seem like she would know wtf to do if i came at her with one of them..
     
  12. Kamran

    Kamran Member

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    Well, there goes her "She's got a great personality" excuse.

    At least she's still slammin' ;)
     
  13. neuroptican

    neuroptican ...hadouken!

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    Ernest Scared Stupid?
    [​IMG]

    I'll be honest this movie frightened me when I first saw it. Two weeks ago.
     
  14. Kamran

    Kamran Member

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    Yikes. John Travolta sure had some shitty gigs before Pulp Fiction.
     
  15. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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  16. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    just stab me thanks...i'll take my chances at the ER
     
  17. Lostthoughts

    Lostthoughts Thostloughts

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    I feel like you`d probably end up there with either option..
     
  18. neuroptican

    neuroptican ...hadouken!

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    :D 0:47-0:48
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntKds9UWi2Y"]YouTube - troll
     
  19. Chapter13

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    tough call ... is there rum?
     
  20. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams."

    O_O


    PS - anyone named Melissa Williams is PISSED right now.
     

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