Laugh of the Week

I don't know if this will work or not, but i thought we could have a thread for the funniest thing we have seen, heard or done this week and could post it up here, whether its an amusing anicdote, some funny pic or video or whatever.....

my friend kind of inspired this thread as shes one of the dumbest people i know (i say this to her face, she doesnt mind) :tongue: and she just got a sky plus box where u pause and rewind the tv etc and she told me in complete seriousness 'it was the greatest decision me and gary ever made, i mean, our life used to revolve around the tv but now the tv can revolve around us"

i thought that was priceless. shes just had a new baby and got married but sky plus was the best decision! priorities



anyway, come on then guys......whats funny?

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7782422.stm
He did it for the lulz, nice one!

 

i was driving my friend to his car when we left work and i went around the back way. he says there are the huge potholes and it would be fun to drive through. i went that way and then all of sudden we see three big raccoons. at first i didnt know what they were but then i realized. all of sudden my friend said stop the car and he got out to get a closer look. one went into this tiny hole (dont know how he fit) and another ran in the woods. the last one didnt know what to do so it ran around in a circle and then almost got close to my friend. it was hilarious. i never saw a raccoon thast close up. they are very cute

 

damn....he missed

lmao guess bush learned some pretty slick shoe dodging skills back when he was a cheerleader....

 

That comic strip was funny.

 

i love garfield. i have so many books.



god, i really am a geek in so many different ways.

 

I know a guy at work who's girlfriend bit the tip of his ear off the other day and he tried to use super glue to put it back on. He's so stupid it's funny..

Peace

 

fa reallll??? why did she bite his ear off?


thats yucky!

 

Yup for real.. Lovers spat.. Go figure.

Peace

 

I heard a Matalan ad on the radio as I was driving in this morning. It was saying "the temperature is dropping outside so come to Matalan and warm things up indoors..." I thought, hmm maybe they're selling halogen heaters or something, then it said "our lingerie will be sure to turn up the heat inside"

I have such an innocent mind

 

I don't get that, because surely if you're just wearing lingerie you'd be feeling quite cold, especially in this weather

 

I think the heat comes from friction.. ever rub two sticks together boy-scout style?

 

No, I don't bat for the other side.

 

body heat....the only good way to keep warm

 

I'm feeling a little chilly actually... demonstration?:leaving:

 

jk.

if you know what that means i will be impressed.

 

Prepare to be unimpressed, I don't...

 

it stood for Old Man Out. Women used to put it in the window in the war when the husbands went away on deployment to say it was ok for the bit on the side to come round. lol. :cheers2:

 

I'll be there in 20 minutes:gnorsi: