Let me tell you all about my life

This morning I woke up around 11 am. I brushed my tooths, washed my face with cold water and blinked my eyes a few times to get the nightdirt out.
Then I went downstairs. There are two downstairs, but I only went one. On this particular floor is the toilet. The toilet I paid a visit. Just a little message I had for the toilet. A little yellow message. In a liquid form.

To be continued.

 

I will Always Love you Bird...

 

I think most people love bird and always will.

So when's the next installment?

 

So far, I prefer the second chapter.

 

But Snoop, the second chapter involves him masturbating to pics of Oprah Winfrey and Paul Newman.
You sure you want to see that, man?
I mean, I'm a member of the book club, so it doesn't bother me, but...

 

This is the best thread I have ever seen in my entire life.

 

Oprah is Hawwt.

 

Visit Random Thoughts more often and you will find plenty of them!

 

I do everyday, but none of them have been this interesting

 

Go worship this thread then. Build a shrine, burn some candles, rape some virgins.

 

That's some sound advice, bird.

 

How about I just drop a duece on it instead? Then it would be blessed like george bush. I pray to him every night, all day, all long.

 

Can you please remove your signature photograph. That guy annoys me.

 

He is too ugly

 

Ah, the life of Bird. When will you masturbate? The suspense is killing me...

 

*hides*

 

Im about to be married, so no virgin raping for me. Just deuce dropping on Bird's shrine