I've already written two that *aren't* half-assed, but because of the the forums' submissions policy I'm not going to post them.
liberal action! i hate bush! satisfaction!!! if he was IMPEACHED! *RARWRRR!!!! YELLING YELLING ANGRY LIBERAL YELLS AHAHAHAHA* i think it should be a punk song.
Next line: "BraveSirRubin is a warmongering asshole who will learn that you can't eat money." Lets continue!
Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand. RAWR RAWR RAWR!!!! I'VE GOT YOU BABE!!!! *cue: Stevie Ray Vaughan's corpse is hanging overhead the stage playing Scuttlebuttin in the background throughout the entire song* *accordian solo followed by gospel choir ooohs and aahs and tibeten monk chants* *cue laser lights and disco balls* Ted Nugent comes out on stage shooting lit bows and arrows at a John Kerry impersonator then a gigantic Michael Moore cutout raises out of the stage reading the patriot act. Neil Young's Rockin In The Free World starts playing. "GOD DAMN IT DIE DIE DIE!!!! BUSH!!!! BUSH IS A POOPIEHEAD" "SHIT SHIT SHIT BUSH MUST CHOKE ON A PRETZEL" "... ARRARARARRRRR!!!! SAVE THE TREES"
Whips, Whistles, Chains, and Dildos IMPALE THE BUSH Whips Whips Whips W00T!!!! w00t!!!! wooT!!!! "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
hey, my friend, his name is max swanson, sweet little kid, he wrote a song, something about bringing the government down.....it was really good though, really...i wish i could remember it....