letter to nicolas cage

dear nicolas cage,

please stop making movies.

love,
booga

 

Dear Nicolas Cage,

Please stop accepting every film that comes through your post box.
Please do not make any more remakes (especially classic British horror films).

Regards,

odon

 

Dear Mr. Cage,

What the hell is up with your hair?

It looks like a dead owl.

Sincerely,

-- DreadlocksFTW

 

Come on give the guy a break the bank recently foreclosed on his house and he desperately needs the cash

On the other hand he hasn’t made a decent movie since National Treasure back in 2004 ~ sigh


Hotwater

 

what? he hasn't made a decent movie since 'raising arizona'!

 

I had high hopes for that boy after Raising Arizona. And he seemed to be meeting them for the first five or six years of his career. But yeah, he's pretty much toileted since.

 

to me, cage has always been the failed action hero, or the plan B Indian Jones. He picked the wrong route.

I liked Con air, not because of cage and his horrible scripted accent though

 

Dear Mr Cage,

Please shave off all your hair like your friend Bruce Willis.
Fine, wear a wig in your films if you want to seem younger as you romance your leading lady (who is young enough to be your daughter).
But, hair plugs with out stringent lighting and make-up techniques make you look like a plonker.

Sincerely,

odon

 

Dear Nick, I liked you in Matchstick Men. I enjoy tunafish too.

 

Nicolas Cage, you are the star of my favorite movie; please don't listen to boog.

 

Dear Nicolas Cage, PAY YOUR TAXES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Nicolas Cage to Pay $14M Tax Debt to IRS

I did my homework..

 

Do you think Nick will see this thread?

 

Dear Nick

I'd still shag you.

Love
Dolly xxxxxxxx

I should bloody hope so!

 

Con Air was pretty good and in an example of life imitating art Charlotte, NC investigators now strongly believe a Charlotte teenager Delvonte Tisdale, 16, snuck into the wheel well of a plane at Charlotte airport and then fell to his death in Milton Massachusetts as the plane approached Boston
Kinda like Joe ‘Pinball” Parker in the movie


Hotwater

 

Please tell me that you had to look that up

 

No when it happened it was all over the local News


Hotwater

 

Dear Nicolas Cage,
I have to say I'm quite surprised you didn't have acting lessons...or at least good ones with the father you were bestowed upon. Your acting is terrible, but you made up for it with your prettiness in movies like Con Air. You're old now and losing the pretty. I suggest acting classes. I know some college kids who could use the extra credit. Hit me up.

Love,
Ramona

 

Craziness:
Face/Off
Leaving Las Vegas
Gone in 60 Seconds
Matchstick Men
Vampire's Kiss
Wild At Heart
Snake Eyes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67qEA0r5TDE&feature=related"]YouTube - Leaving Las Vegas - Ben Gets Wasted

 

I'm sorry, Duck, dear, but I still hate his acting. lol

 

I can't believe you haven't seen any of those..