What's the difference between a liberal and a puppy? The puppy stops whining when it grows up. _ Why is it good to have a liberal in the car with you? You can park in a handicap zone. _ What do you call a bunch of liberals in a basement? A whine cellar.
What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A Liberal parade. What the difference between a Liberal and the rear end of a horse? I don't know either. A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
How do you confuse a Liberal? You don't. They're born that way. How is a Liberal different from a sewer rat? Some people actually like sewer rats. How do you plant dope? Bury a Democrat. What's the difference between a Liberal and a sack of manure? The sack.
They say one in every four men is gay. That means there must be one in my group of friends. I hope its Michael, he's super cute,
