List Key Features of a GOOD Drug Dealer

1.) They use and personally believe in the product they sell

2.) They have their own use under control such that it is not a problem.

3.) Related to #2 above - They answer the phone almost every time you call, as long as you call at reasonable times.

4.) Their product is consistent over time. Not top shelf bud one week and shake w/a few nugs the next. Not 1000 mike acid hits one week and 40 mike hits two weeks later . . . products cut only to the point of making them safe to consume and this done consistently.

5.) Occasionally willing to deliver.

6.) Offer significant discounts on bulk orders.


i'm sure there's more . . .

 

they remain low key and off the radar

 

they are willing to extend credit to trusted customers and aren't assholes about it.

 

They actually deliver there product. drug hence "dealer"

 

LOL. Are you a bit high (i certainly hope so)? Covered in #5 above . . .

 

If they're not actually an under-cover police officer. That's always a plus.

 

Honest about product and not always talkin bout how good it is.

 

i would have to disagree with this one.

 

A good friend.

Generously overstuffing your bag.

 

Willing to provide their employees health benefits should their meth lab explode causing serious injury


hotwater

 

They slowly give you more things for cheaper over time.

They'll actually sit you down and get you fucked up for free when you go to their place of residence.

They invite you places like concerts or raves.

 

They're actually knowledgeable about their product, as opposed to selling something they know nothing about.

 

- They understand confidentiality.

- They understand honesty.

- They possess the ability to say, "I don't know."

 

Punctual. There's stoner time and then there's just don't give a fuck time. Being later than stated is one thing, but days late without word is just plain bad biz.

Also, getting free samples of the next product up is a major perk. I'm always ready to purchase.

 

The best dealers are friends.
I never had a friend pull a gun on me, but I have had "dealers" do it.
In the last twenty years I have never gotten anything from somebody that was not in the friend category first.
Actually I don't even think of any of the people that I may procure substances from as "dealers" but rather friends.

Guess I just got tired of high stress situations, guns, knives, and general money hungry fools. All the people I get from now do it as a means of supplementing their own use and sharing with their friends.

 

Damn right. NOT being a greedy bitchfuck who is just in it for the money is a very good quality in a dealer.

 

well my dealer lets me pick my price on weed as long as its reasonable...

 

In regards to harder drugs like coke or e (I think it could be applied to weed too) they are willing to admit if they have a somewhat inferior product compared to a past product if its all they have at the moment.

 

discreet,not a theve'in prick and a timepiece that works properly