Listen...

Do you ever listen to your beer?
like....bring it up close to your ear?

 

you must be on dope. lol

 

ya. I've done that many times. i've heard many things in beer but the most important thing that I've ever heard was that it wasn't the beer but the glass.

 

Yeah, I know what you mean stalk, its such a beautiful sound especially when drinking out of a can.

 

Hahaha weird man, I do that sometimes. But only with cans

 

It's the glass...AND the beer...

bring it up close and you can hear the red shift doppler effect...

whoa

 

beer is fizzy. it's good. more beer.

have you ever listened to the gnomes inside your ear?

 

Isis, Don't get me started with the gnomes.

Every time I smoke salvia they laugh at me.

 

I have wax bunnies in my ear and they eat all the bad things people say before they reach my brain.

 

The animal totem Aural Enema I've heard so much about...

 

you dudes talk about some fucked up shit sometimes.

 

Ftw

 

I like fucked up shit.

 

i like shit, fucked up?

 

nah

 

I've always wondered what 'ftw' meant. Never bothered to look it up because i figured it would become apparAnt to me sometime and because i thought that I come up with funnier things than whoever thought up ftw comes up with so I'd probably be disappointed with what it meant.

So I googled it. for the win? really. fuck that. that sucks.

 

oh I thought it meant "fuck the world"

I carved that into my skin when I was in 7th grade...ftw

 

Rice Bubbles...snap, crackle and pop....now there is a cool sound, especially when you eat it.

You dudes call them Rice Krispies right? Like Outkast. LOL. Ghetto Cereal.

 

i thought it was 'for the win'

 

well, when I type ftw, you best know I mean fuck the world,
'cause this planet's goin' DOWN
you hear me?

Like...eaten by the sun status.