Longest Time You've Held A Shit?

I've made a mark on the record books today, for various reasons, main one being I'm a germaphobe, in that I held a crap for 7 hours, and as soon as I was able to, I passed it through my colon.

Constipation doesn't count!!

And if you haven't ever held a crap for at least 2 hours then too bad.

 

im no germaphobe, what the hell?, but i hated using the bathroom when i was little so i got use to waiting and it stuck with me up until a few months ago. anyway, the longest im going to guess is around 3 weeks. no shit. i went to the doc and they said i better change my ways real fuckin quick. so now i go everynight.

 

the longest I ever went was a week and a half


the half was cause it took me that long to get my stole soft enough to go

 

Okay common people, read the first post, constipation doesn't count.

I know for a fact it's impossible to hold a shit for more than 12 hours because it will harden up and that's called constipation.

I mean when you get that feeling where if you sit down and all you have to do is push just a bit and it's out, not where you have that feeling for 2 hours and then it goes away and then 8 hours later you take 5 minutes to push it out, no, that doesn't count.

 

this is the weirdest poll i have ever taken

 

When I camped with boyscouts, all weekend.... Summer camp I went once in six days, it was always a relief to see the throne when I got back.

 

A week, it wasn't constipation, because I used to force a little out and let it go back in... I did this when I was really young because I found it enjoyable.

Oh lord, that sounds so nasty, but that's what I used to do when I was about seven years old.

My mom eventually found out about my behavior, and bribed me with a promise that she would get me a certain toy that I wanted, if I only stopped doing what I was doing.

lol

 

Gross!

 

Ooo......KAAAY.....

But I would have liked to see more honest voting, 13 people could not have possibly held their crap for half a day.

I don't think you realize what I'm getting at.

Crap as in, push it and it's in your pants, crap as in, you can't run very fast, crap as in before walking you have to suck it in a bit.

 

Its doable, remember... I camped with a bunch of nasty preteens with logs strapped to trees for toilets, you can hold it in for a long while.

 

longest time i held a shit was 3 days, by the end it was like i had exploded

 

My lab partner just told me she was up till 2am because she had to take her roommate to the ER because she hadn't gone in a week and a half... said it hurt to even sit down.

 

a few years ago, it was during a mardi gras weekend. i was working the bar and we were stupid busy. we were in the weeds and could not keep up. i did not have time to go to the bathroom to take a shit. therefore, i held it in until we closed the bar. to say my fucking ass exploded would be an understatement.

 

If I hold it - I GET constipated(unless it is like sicky diarrhea which is unholdable) .

So ,yes I have held it over 12 hours- more like a week
...but i don't know how to count if "constipation doesn't count" -that just seems to be how my body works.
I am guessing yours just works different

 

7 days... We went on a camping trip and there was only outhouses so I just didnt take a shit... most kids who went didnt take a shit... it stunk way to bad. 400 kids, one outhouse LOL

 

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I think it could of been 8-9 days.

 

I've gotten constipated for 2 weeks.

But the longest that I was in Code-Red tightening muscle death mode, was when I was on a trip with my rugby team. I was in a car following another to the field so I would have had to make everyone stop so I could shit. I went 2 and a half hours, and I was sweating bullets.

 

Does it count if you hold it in for a long time, then go to bed and wake up having to shit? Do all those hours of sleep count towards how long i held it?

 

3 FUCKING DAYS, I had to go to a hospital