Looking For A Girlfriend

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Pressed_Rat, May 12, 2009.

  1. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Pressed_Rat, May 12, 2009
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  3. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    ah, fuck, I used to know a guy JUST LIKE that.
     
    Dave_techie, May 12, 2009
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  5. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    i am so turned on.. i am dumping my boyfriend as i type this!
     
    Boogabaah, May 12, 2009
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  7. eyeagainsteye

    eyeagainsteye Member

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    oh man, that guy is so hurtin'
     
    eyeagainsteye, May 12, 2009
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  9. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    YOU TAKE THAT BACK!! I LOVE HIM! AND WE ARE GOING TO BE RICH WHEN HIS UNCLE DIES! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF OUR MONEY AND OUR LOVE!! :mad:
     
    Boogabaah, May 12, 2009
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  11. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    Wow. Just wow.
     
    Flannelwearin'gal, May 12, 2009
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  13. eyeagainsteye

    eyeagainsteye Member

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    and as long as your over the age of 16, he will do you...or maybe not..depending if his willy can get up..sorry for making fun of your soulmate:eek:
     
    eyeagainsteye, May 12, 2009
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  15. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    "I don't feel emotion, so uh...please please inspire me to love you"

    That was the line that trapped me. I'm about to leave all that I currently know behind to go off with this limp dicked emotionless dude!
     
    Kinky Ramona, May 12, 2009
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  17. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    I want that million dollars when his uncle dies off!
     
    hippieatheart, May 12, 2009
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  19. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    Flannel Gal, you're almost 16 hit that man up! See it at a chore of public service.
     
    Bonkai, May 12, 2009
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  21. White_Horse_Mescalito

    White_Horse_Mescalito ""

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    what's wrong with his head?..not just mentally :)
     
    White_Horse_Mescalito, May 12, 2009
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  23. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    hey bitches! :mad: you best back up off my man-boy! :mad: he will love me... I'M NOT CO-DEPENDENT! i love him!
     
    Boogabaah, May 12, 2009
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  25. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    "I have a six inch penis, it doesn't even really matter though because you're probably not hot enough to get it up, so if you go out with me you can still fuck other guys.."

    Best. Sentence. Ever.
     
    mystical_shroom, May 12, 2009
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  27. lode

    lode Banned

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    Rat you struck gold!

    "I have a six inch penis. It doesn't even matter though because you're probably not hot enough to get it up, so if you go out with me, you can still fuck other guys."
     
    lode, May 12, 2009
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  29. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    I love you two.
     
    Dave_techie, May 12, 2009
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