lost at the mall, smoking a doobie..

I went to mall earlier and I got the lost.. So I park in the macys and walk out through the mall, only to come out the other side.. I then sparked a doobie and made my way across the parking lot to the guitar center, finished my doobie went in and on my way back at the door to the mall was Buford T Justice looking mofo.. Big fat belly cop with a trooper hat.. He wasnt a trooper he was a mall guard.. now what I think happened was as I exited there is a pocket and when I lit the green the smoke pocketed in the doorway. But I really do need to :rofl: .. WTF is this fat dood gona do? Im curious..
Lets say for instance some clown lit up as a distraction, hows this lard ass gona make it to the jewelry store as its being robbed 100yards away near wide open exit with a road.. :toetap05:.. And how come employment screening dont weed out weaknesses like that? get it WEED out..

 

It's terrible.

 

hahaha

 

I always get lost in malls.

It's sad. I always go around in circles.

The worst, is I always forget where I parked. My car gets swallowed right up by SUVs.

 

I have gotten lost at malls before. I was stoned virtually all of those times.

I kind of lost what you were saying after that.

But that's becase I am smoking kif and am pretty much lost in the breeze.

Life is good.

 

This mall dont even have a sign.. I go way up the roads a ways and ask someone at the video store. where is the mall.. So dood is like go down the road then see a boston market, thats blocked by a tree.. As in the sign to the mall..
thats when i go in the mall only to find out that the store I want isnt located in the mall but outside across the parking lot.. It would of been silly to go back to the car drive around when i could see the store through the doors but it was kinda far.. Thats when Im glad I had myself a joint... a big fat stinky joint. There was a few people out there but not really anyone that close to me as I lit it just coming out the store.. I did eye ball Buford as I came back that ways. I didnt know whether to give him a lecture or a stairmaster..

 

it was very windy on up there though.. cold actually..

 

Okay I got it. Where are you at thats cold. I miss cold.

 

nice....do you feel better now?..

 

Sure do.. I knew I was gonna offend someone..


The fact is society really isnt ready for shit hitting the fan. I see it everyday. I truely think this is how people get killed, cause they are not in shape for their profession..

 

profession??.....he's a MALL COP!!!

 

monroeville mall pa.. I guess its on a hill, much up and down roads.. lots of lights and the sun in your eyes due East..

 

Jared's is taking a big chance on that.. but I could tell by the land layouts they are relying on the terrain to protect the valuables. It would be a difficult get aways.. But there was a shooting I believe at the malls entrance before.
yes, a double shooting.. http://kdka.com/local/Monroeville.double.shooting.2.677721.html
homicide not robbery..

And I have no idea what the zombies are about... http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Monroeville_Mall

Other than that it was a good day,, .. , with the money I saved I think Im gona get me this hanna montana camera at the toysrus.. its only $60.00 and really nice. :hat:

 

Big fat belly cop with a trooper hat.. He wasnt a trooper

good thing it was a woman with a badge..she'd of been after your nutz

 

I seen a female one off in the distance.. She was much larger in height, maybe she could prolly kick start a cold hog.. I would guess she could hang a bit.
Buford could give a chase but never catch the bandit.. ..lol..

 

I feel fat lately. Like a mall cop.

 

I need some fat.. If they keep taking the fat out foods, Im gona vanish.. geezz..

 

Have some of mine. Eat me.

 

om nom nom...


dont have to ask me twice,

 

I've never been lost in a mall before...

However one time I went to another city to hang out with some old friends. When I was going home I couldn't remember where I was. I walked around that city for like an hour.

So I finally thought "If I get stoned I can just listen to music and wander around, then I won't feel lost"

So I looked for a place to smoke weed and I found one. So I got high..... Then when I was walking around I thought "Oh my god this is even worse than before I'm LOST!!!"

I ended up calling my mom and she picked me up... It would have been like an hour and a half walk home.... But I wouldn't have known how to get there lol.