Love you too Grandpa!!

One of our cows is really sick so I've been having to run out there sometimes twice a day to give her meds....

this morning my grandpa showed up just as I was leaving and decided it was time for us to have a "talk"

him "so krissy (i fuckin hate that name, btw) now that you've thrown away a perfectly good man, what do you plan on doing with your life?"


me, totally shocked and taken aback "uhm? the same thing i've always done?"

him "you're not getting any younger, he was a good man- good values ...i dont think you're going to find another one like him"

me "yeah thats okay, if i found another one like him you'd probably find me hanging in the barn"

him" dont think you'll be bringing any of those dirty hippies and drug addicts around here, i'll shoot em if i find em on my property"

me" uh....ok? when have i ever brought any dirty hippies or drug addicts out here?.....i dont even know any hippies or drug addicts...."

grandpa " well when a woman leaves a perfectly good man, shes bound to find trouble"

me (getting really pissed off) "im not looking for trouble grandpa, im just looking to get my life on track"

grandpa "thats what your mother said too, look at her now..."

me "gotta go, brady has to get to school, i'll talk to ya later *cough-asshole-cough*"


what a dick he is

 

sorry that was so long.... i didnt even realize id gone on like that

 

You got cows? For milk or for meat?

 

both....although, I predict we'll be downsizing to just slaughter cows....no one wants to do the chores I can't make time for anymore....

so i'll get blamed for ruining the family farm too

 

Do you have any other farm animals,besides cows???

 

Haha oh my, that's one good thing about not having grandparents anymore I guess. My grandpa kept going on about my hair . Happily I didn't do much on my parents farm or thrown away any people so I can't be blamed for anything! Except for the dirty hippies I brought over there every once in awhile
I somehow didn't pictured you on a farm at all though. But I bet not much people on here would guess that about me neither.

 

As annoying as it is (yeah, I would have been ticked too with his comments!), he's just concerned about you I'm sure, and I swear, sometimes grandparents have a really blunt, no nonsense way of expressing it.

 

True, but besides their concern some just can't get their heads out of the good old days when everything was better, right and uhm whatnot.

 

LOL you are so correct,my grandma is so blunt,and mean she speaks her mind without caring how it makes anyone feel.Gotta love em...

 

...and they walked 20 miles to school with cardboard in their shoes. We don't know how good we've got it now. A Depression? They lived through it. They didn't have toys, they played with corn husks. This is nothing.

 

we have horses and chickens too


and I know he's just concerned but his choice of words leaves a lot to be desired...

how the fuck is justin a good one? hes a shitty father and cheated on me a thousand times...

fuck grandpa
fuck justin
fuck everyone fuck

 

What a load of bullshit! So it's okay for Justin to cheat on you? Man, just leave Canada. If it's not fucking gangs shooting up your house, it's family that thinks it's perfectly alright to screw around on their granddaughter. That makes me want to kick your grandpa's ass.

 

he's just old and set in his ways.

oh but i don't know about the whole "look at your mother now" thing that was very dick ish esque.

 

I'm putting on my shoes...I'm coming to kick his ass, I swear it! Wouldn't you feel awkward, you go out to check on the cow and I'm hanging out with the cow, trying to feed it chicken noodle soup, wearing Daniel's steel toes which are way too big for me, and just waiting to kick your grandpa's ass? This sort of sounds to me like that scene in "Something to Talk About", probably the only chick flick I've ever thoroughly enjoyed. If you've never seen it, check it out. Anyway, Dennis Quaid is cheating on Julia Roberts and so Julia loads up their kids and takes off to her family farm where her dad pretty much says EXACTLY what your grandpa said because he's a slimy cheating bastard himself. Anyway, all the lousy men in the movie get theirs and I think it would be very fitting for you.

 

I get that kinda shit from my sister.
She told me I needed to stop fucking around and settle down since Im not that young anymore. IM FUKING 25!! Im plenty young.
She cant get it in her head that I wanna be alone.
Luckily, i only have one grandma, and I only see her a couple times a year, If that.

 

it is a load of shit....but in his defense, I haven't told my family everything that's happened with justin....in fact you guys here know more about it than my family does...

I was just too humiliated and ashamed to share the details with them

although he knows that justin cheated on me, he doesnt know how many times or all the fucked up head games and threats he's made...

I would LOVE a stupid chick flick ending to this saga....I really would!!

you are welcome to feed the cows chicken noodle soup and stomp my grandpas ass anytime!!!:cheers2:

 

Like when my grandmother sees my hair and asks "What's wrong with you hair?". I just look at her and say "I dont know, it's there something wrong with it?"

But with MaryJ's grandparent I would've really been annoyed.

 

What is wrong with your hair?!
I dont see anything wrong with it. Its curly and short..

 

I WAS annoyed, but not surprised...you should hear what he says to my mom

my mom had a rough 10 years after her divorce and became a raging alcoholic/whore....

she has since sought out treatment and has been clean for almost 4 years, not to mention she always maintained her career and is taking a few college courses on top of working...

hes just mad cause she left my dad *rolls eyes*

he thinks he knows quality men when he sees em, lol...dont we all though?!?

 

Yeah, what the hell?!?!


YOu have the best hair ever!!:cheers2: