Mad_Masturbater has arrived

Hey there everyone its the Mad_Masturbater from Australia here AKA Ben. I join here to meet awesome new fun people, so feel free to say G'Day all. :cheers2::cheers2:

 

Welcome :2thumbsup:

 

why you so mad? this here is a happy place,as long as you stay away from the crazy conspiracy people....your not a conspiracy people are you?

 

I just keep trying to picture someone jacking off with an angry look on his face. Lmao.

Makes me think of this quote:

"They say money doesn't buy happiness. But money can buy a wave runner. Have you ever seen a sad person on a wave runner?"

Welcome to the forums I'm sure you'll feel right at home

 

i heard a comedian recently say that except it was a seadoo or jet ski or something like that.
well i guess a wave runner is something like that but...ahh hell you know what i mean.

 

So did you join for the masturbation (I mean, love and sex) forums?

If so, kudos for really joining, instead of making a new 2 post persona every single day.

Either way, welcome.

 

LOL not mad as in angry i meant mad as in crazy lol

 

Thanks RooRshack.

 

No not a conspiracy person, and i meant mad as in crazy or insane. Not angry LOL

 

Welcome
:daisy:

 

welcome and congrats on resurrecting a record number of old sex threads in a such a short time.

 

Yeah i couldnt remember which one it was, jet doo sea ski.

It's Daniel Tosh.

 

Thanks NoxiousGas