Mailing hash across the atlantic

Is there any way to do it? There's no goddamn hash around (least no one I know can find any) and of course my friend in Lebanon is bragging to me about how cheap it is to get in the market place. I dont even want a lot, just enough for a few bowls for the sake of trying it. Is there any chance of getting it across without being arrested as a terrorist?

 

Tell your friend to put a ball of hash in a box full of chocolates and mail it to you.

 

Do they sniff out the packages as they go over seas? or are there any private couriers that wouldn't check for that kind of thing? Thats a good idea to throw it in with some choclates, but if the dogs sniff it out I'm sure they'd know the dog's smelling more than just choclate.

Also, he wouldn't have to put a return adress, but if it does get caught up in the mail, that would land me in a fair deal of legal trouble, correct?

 

Nobody can prove that you had any knowledge of the package. For all they know, it could just be a surprise package that friend spontaneously decided to send to you.

 

don't you ever get junk mail for people that used to live at your place before you? have it addressed to one of them, with no return address, and no marks indicating you on it whatsoever. since its a friend, hopefully there will be no evidence such as emails or orders online for such things. IF you get questioned about it, it would be entirely possible to plead ignorance. you can't be arrested if its not mailed to you and they can't prove you knew what was going on....otherwise i'd just mail some heroin to bush and get him out of office for a while!

 

oh, and as far as customs is concerned i know you have to declare whats in a package thats being sent over. you don't have to be 100% specific though.

a better idea than chocolates might be for him to go buy a big candle, heat up a bit of wire to make a clean cut through the middle to the wick, then cut the wick. put the two peices next to a heater or in the sun for a bit to allow them to warm and soften up just a bit. while this is going on, he can wrap some hash several times in saran wrap or foil or something. then, hollow out half of a cavity in the top peice, and a corresponding half in the bottom peice. put the hash package inside the cavity, use a hot glue gun to make sure theres an airtight seal between the two peices when put back together, then melt a seal around the candle at the seam. if this makes the candle look all fucked up, you could easily dip it in new melted parafin a few times until it regains the appearance of a normal candle. put it in some stupid looking wooden "presentation box" and print up a stupid fake insert for the package from a computer, i dunno saying something about how a made up company's name has been making only the finest lebanese candles with only the finest raw materials for 20 years, blah blah blah. i doubt the wax thing will ENTIRELY prevent dogs from smelling it out, but it might help a good bit, and it would be cheap and easy to do.

it would definitely work better than the chocolates, all things considered.


the candle comes to your house under the previous tenant's name, you smash it on the ground and collect your prize. if it gets caught up in customs, theres no return address (or the fake company's fake return address) so since they can't pin it on you, and there IS no candle company to track down, no one gets in trouble.

 

Very creative idea with the candle. My family is the first to live in the house, but mislabeled mail does make its way to us every once in a whle, might as well get something worth while =D

Thanks for the tips. I'll have to talk to my friend next time he signs online...

 

In that case,

CALLING ALL MIDDLE EASTERNERS! SEND ME AS MUCH HASH AS POSSIBLE!

 

Lol^^^

 

I've discussed this before with people. I'm still not so sure if it's a good idea or not. I have asked people to send me stuff before. But they just won't do it. They're too lazy and stoned all the time and can't be bothered!
Still, worst case scenario, if you got caught, it would only be a misdemeanor, if it was just alittle tiny bit. (That is IF you actually were found guilty for some stupid ass thingy).

 

not true at all...international drug smuggling tends to be harshly dealt with...

 

i had half an ounce of pot mailed to me..mind you it was only going from province to province here in canada but it made it fine

get your friend to put a fake return address on it, if it makes it to you then awesome..if it gets busted then it doesnt get traced back to the sender

if you do something like nesta suggested i think you'd be fine

 

have you guys ever heard of that stuff called "Dog-Off" or something like that? It's mostly used to keep dogs of people's furnitures and stuff. I read something on the internet about a guy living in the states, but he used to live in Hawaii.. and he would get hawaiian hash mailed to him... all the packages were sprayed with that "Dog-Off" stuff... No problem.

No guantees though... I've never tried it.

 

Heard of people doing this with stuff that is a lot crazier to be dealing with than trees. I look at people funny when they say they do this and act like it's no big deal. Even if it comes through, how do you know they didn't notice the drugs and start watching you to bust more people? IDK it's just crazy to me, not into taking risks like that for stuff I can get locally cheaper than most.

 

I would also add, getting a P.O. box to receive it could be a good way to go, so many people will have had it befor you, that if it is addressed to something like "Mr. Smith" They could never get the receiver in trouble, more likely they could go after the sender, but as long as the sender isn't stupid about it(Like bleeding on the package, from a cut he gets fucking around with a candle) The biggest risk about sending something in the mail is the risk of never seeing it, if it gets caught up in customs and you never see what you paid for.

 

i wouldnt count on it. what i posted was merely an idea i've had, i've never heard of it being used and i've never tried it. i dont trust getting that kind of thing in the mail, and would never try it myself. drug dogs have MUCH MUCH MUCH more highly tuned noses than humans do, and there's still a good chance you could be caught this way. it just seems like it might be a little safer than just wrapping it in some tinfoil and mailing.

but basically i wouldn't trust rumors you hear about what will protect you from being caught. if you've heard about it being done, most likely people have been CAUGHT doing it.

only in a few circumstances would i ever, EVER consider smuggling across international borders. i dont even like taking pot with me on road trips...

 

Drug dogs do have a very highly tuned sense of smell, but smearing vasoline over the bag will completely mask the smell. Just put the hash in a sack and ball it up, then smear vasoline over it, bag it again, smear more vasoline and put it in yet another sack. No dog in the world could smell that.

 

if there really was a foolproof method that cheap and easy, i can garauntee almost nobody would be caught at customs.

like i said, if you've heard of it being done, most likely people have been CAUGHT doing it. thats how you hear about it. good methods aren't generally spoken of except among the "professionals"

every industry has it's highly gaurded trade secrets.....


smearing vaseline on the bag may help, and do it if you want, you may well get away with it....but i would never do it personally. i simply don't believe almost anyone's claims that one easy method or another is "safe"

 

I've never heard about it in the news or from authorities, but I've heard about it through friends. One coat of vasoline is very effective at masking the smell, two or three coats of vasoline on multiple layers of plastic would be ALMOST perfect. And you could do all of this AND put it into a full shampoo bottle to mask the smell even more.

 

IDK yo. There's this thing called quantum tunneling, and basically it means that a molecule or a particle only has a probability of turning up somewhere. most of the time it's within the thing itself, but parts of the molecule form a 'cloud' where it's likely to be outside of whatever packaging you make.
This means that drug dogs can smell anything, there noses are that fucking sensitive.
Now, most of the time they don't run a drug dog. Since it's from lebanon then you'll probably run a risk of having a bomb dog sniff it, or lebanese officials opening the mail.
Even if the package goes through, that doesn't mean that you aren't busted. Sometimes they let it through knowing what it is so that they can then watch you when you get it, and judging by your reaction decide what to do.
And i don't know what's up with lebanese civil rights, but your buddy might get some serious pound-me-in-the-ass prision time for all of this.