Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

wishes he had a shorter lunch break

 

Wishes they had my milkshake.

 

Wishes Doctor Watson wasn't his son.

 

Wishes there was even just one person on this planet to care about them

 

Wishes she lives under sherlocks bed

 

Wishes he had a bed under which someone could live.

 

Has therapy sessions with her goldfish 3 times a week.

 

has a million goldfishes

 

Stumbled on this site when googling hip replacement operations ...

[Oxyqueen, that is, not Roamy ... simultaneous posts. Ha ha!]

 

Wishes she didn't have to hand feed each one of the gold fishes.

 

Is gonna fillet those fishes and fry them in a little garlic butter

 

Is going to catch them for me

 

claims he is the 69th person to walk on the moon

 

got lost in the desert once

 

got bit by a shark once

 

Went swimming in a fish bowl.

 

went swimming in a desert

 

Has counted the spots on all 101 Dalmatians

 

Makes origami figures out of old refridgerator boxes.

 

Wants to lick my ass