Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

Filled the empty choccy Santa's tin-foil case with dog poo and left it on a sweet shop shelf!

 

Followed Santa around and stole all the kids toys.

 

closet republican

 

hiring recruits

 

one foot is 4 sizes bigger that the other

 

walks sideways on busy streets

 

likes to sidestep instead of pulling out wedgie...thinks no one notices

 

made a snuff film with meryl streep

 

goes ta sleep at the top of the bed an wakes up at the bottom

 

considers swedish fish a delicacy

 

goes to sleep under the bed and wakes up in the sofa

 

drives like a woman

 

drinks 10pints of milk everyday

 

wore out 14 breast pumps last year

 

Came third in the annual 'Canada's Sunniest Smile' comp.

 

Was the reason the Beatles wrote Helter Skelter.

 

Was the reason the Beatles DIDN'T write 'Michigan Muscles'!

 

Absolutely LOVES the previous poster!

Such insight!

Such command of prose!

Such a hunk!

 

Boxes up dead possums on Boxing Day and sends them to his friends.

 

Has sfa to do on Boxing Day except peruse and comment upon my grandiose musings-what a Saddo!


I would be FAR too busy greeting hoards of friends and well-wishers at my door to fuck around on here.










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