Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

has never experienced any sex at all yet..

 

finds it really hard to not cry about the changing of the seasons.

 

will get his first period tomorrow..

 

wants to buy me a dozen roses.

 

steals all the peoples mail in his street, cause he is snoopy..

 

sends me farts in soda bottles.

 

wears his grandmothers pantyhose around the house when nobody is home..

 

Is intensely, completely and utterly infatuated with me, and yearns for my tender fingers to caress her shoulders and massage her neck every night while she tries to sleep..........

 

broke into a sex shop and stole all the dildos and the blow up dolls...

 

Astral travelled to my apartment and scared the shit out of me.

 

Goes to "Norflends", a shopping mall to "Pick up fully sick chicks"

 

missed me so much today..

 

likes to stare babies in the eye untill they cry or try and bite her.

 

had sex with a 16 yr old girl in the back of his fathers car last night..

 

Filmed it and sold the tape on the internet

 

shaves his legs and arms..

 

Stores freezedried wallabees in her utility room.

 

picks his nose and eats the snot..

 

snorts when she laughs

 

wets himself when he laughs..