Male Escorts

My mate saw an advert in a paper regarding male escort services. Their recruiting guys to take women out for food and sex... the ad said members will make 25 grand before xmas.. wheres the fucking catch?

 

The catch is that the hot women don't need an escort service....so you'll be wining and dining old, one-legged lepers.

 

The catch? Rotten pootang and STD's.

 

Ewww...

But what if they were simply lonely rich women? Sure they may be in their 40's or 50's... you could get driven to a fancy restaurant and eat for free. Then back to her house for sex... I could override the age thing... I'll just pretend that she was my mates mum or something. Can you say MILF?

 

If it sounds too good to be true...then it usually is!

 

that's the fantasy they'll try to sell you... Then you'll meet Guido, your pimp.

 

And you'll find out it's men that want to rent you...not women..

 

Yea.. what if she didn't shave down there.. or had a mild moustache?

I could never get clean afterwards.. no matter how hard I scrubbed myself

 

Try a loofah. They work well.

 

1. loofah 3 thumbs up
a rare variety of tropical arabian horses used primarily in the transportation of illegal drugs and other goodies

Keith: How much do you feed your loofah? It's so fat!


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by Bambi Robin California Aug 16, 2006 email it

 

I have always said you can have sex with 1000 cute women for $100 each, or you can have sex with 100 nasy women for $1000 each.

You're considering taking the job, no?

 

What? I'm talking about the loofah sponge!

 

Seth MacFarlane is gonna see your ass in court. Although i guess you re-worded it enough to weasel your way out of it.

2. loofah 4 up, 1 down
The incorrect usage of the shower item known correctly as a "poof."

Also see loofa

"Try using your tongue during meetings. Its like a bath and a loofah all in one."
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by sproggle May 3, 2004 email it





Ahhh, i see.

 

You are slightly confused, no? Mr. MacFarlane would not be able to take to me to court even if I had said the quote directly, Mr. Stoner.

I said I have always said that. I did not at any time claim to have coined the phrase. Makes a world of difference.

 

The "escort service" (Guido) will be keeping a lot of that money....

Where my money at, Ho...*bitch slap*

 

Their not touching my tips.. I'll insert it somewhere warm where they can't find it

 

Some Hustle and Flow baby...just for you 121.

"You know it's hard out here for a pimp (you ain't knowin)
When he tryin to get this money for the rent (you ain't knowin)
For the Cadillacs and gas money spent (you ain't knowin)
Because a whole lot of bitches talkin shit (you ain't knowin)"

 

Touche`.

Putting money in your mouth is disgusting, you never know where it's been. For all you know some sick freak's put it up his arse before

 

Lol, I didn't think of pimpin.. maybe I could wear a pink suit and suck a lollypop 24/7... and don a huge cod piece to match.

 

My mother told me that when I was young...