Man, teenagers

MAN, teenagers! They're fucking annoying. I went to see harry potter tonight (don't laugh, I'm a fan), and there was this group of teens that sat around me, in the same row and behind, and they were talking the whole time, making lame, not funny jokes, saying shit like 'oh happy b-day liz, hahaha" just stupid fucking nonsense while the movie was playing.

This chick was sat next to me, and she was hot, so i thought this was alright, but she was laughing and flirting with this guy next to her the whole time, and he was making stupid, not funny jokes and she was cracking up, i was on the breaking edge, so i tried to make her uncomfortable by taking up her side of the armrest, grazing her leg when i reached for my coke, it was sleezy, but that's what she deserves.

Then one of these assholes takes his phone out to 'prank' his friend, and i fucking lost it, i stood up, went right over to him, took his phone, told him ill give it back to him at the end of the movie, walked back to my seat and carried on. God damn that felt good, there was like 10 of them, but they were all too shocked to actually try and stop me, i think im still feeling on a bit of a power trip.

 

You deserve it for seeing that trash.

Oh and good man.
The other day a car sped to a turn while I was crossing the street with my girlfriend and her siblings. I walked straight up to the car, I was within centimeters of her window, and she looked as if she was about to piss herself.

 

i bet they thought you were really creepy

 

i was fucking Voldermort as far as they were concerned.

 

off topic

 

ewww

 

It used to be the ushers in the theatre would throw people out for acting the way those teens did.It seems some teens nowadays act more like little children.

 

Lol, for flirting with the other dude and laughing at his lame jokes ?

I'm with Duck and Neo.

 

he was just jelous.
he got excited when she sat next to him then got bitter when he realized she didn't want him

 

No I wasn't fucking bitter, i was pissed off she was laughing and giggling throughout the whole movie, it was a stupid sounding giggle as well. The shit this guy, her bf probably, was saying "dumbledore is a pedophile", ok, maybe funny the first time, but 5 fucking times he says it? and then his lame ass friends are making the same lame jokes. then everytime bellatrix comes on screen, one of them would say "anny!" or some name, can't remember, and they all burst out laughing.

 

I'm sorry for your loss. :\

 

haha i hae them people that dont shut up in the cinema...

but theres a trick to getin them to keep quiet

say SHUT UP angryly...
and then theyl probably giggle...

so then say no seriously, shut the fuk up!
should work

 

Yeah, the 'no seriously' line always works magic I find.

 

p2p solves the OP issue.

 

yeah it really does
haha

well there my words of wisdom for ya haha..

use them wisely

 

thats what im saying. unless its a bootleg copy whith people walking in front of the screen and all that.

 

You're a Harry Potter fan.

You should be lucky to be alive, most Harry Potter fans don't deserve the privilege of breathing the same air as people who know better.

 

ha dude you're my hero
id prolly feel like a badass too if i took someones phone and then told them they werent getting it back until the end.

 

i went to the midnight showing

and im damn proud of it

 

Did you get felt up by a creepy guy?