Marijuana And Premature Ejaculations

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by California Bud, Aug 18, 2008.

  1. California Bud

    California Bud Member

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    Ok. This is a really embarrasing but it has become a big enough problem to post about. Whenever i smoke weed and im high, i ejaculate extremely prematurely. I mean fuck, just an hour ago i was going to do my daily 8pm jackoff to porn and i do 2 strokes and i bust. I swear to god. Even worse, my girlfriend was ABOUT to give me a blowjob and i was really horny and high, and as soon as she went to hold my dick to suck it, i bust! She was extremely confused and wasnt too happy to get 7 unexpected shots of cum in the eye! I was extremely embarrased. I felt like running home in embarrasment. But i stuck in there like a man and hung out with that **** at the mall for an hour afterwards, but i was just silent the whole time and embarrased. This has become too big of a problem. Does anyone know how i can last longer while high? Some kind of pill i can take?Thank You-California Bud
     
  2. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    You call your girlfriend a ****?...




    Treat your women right, and they'll do you no wrong.
     
  3. California Bud

    California Bud Member

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    Please do not reply if you have nothing to say that can help me. Thanks.
     
  4. thomyorke

    thomyorke Member

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    my girl always quits before i bust haha shit
     
  5. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    No, you.




    Edit: Men don't call their women "cunts"
     
  6. California Bud

    California Bud Member

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    If you want them to eat your DICK, never be sweet to a BITCH. Learn it and get laid.
     
  7. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    I would much rather treat everyone I meet with love and respect.


    And not perpetuate the cycle of negativity, or "samsara" if you will.



    Thank you very much
     
  8. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    I would've been here to help, but you seem like a dick, son instead i'll go with.......

    as an anorexic male, you make me feel better about myself enough to go eat out burger king from that one statement


    don't call your girlfriend a ****


    you ****
     
  9. potlovinghippyfromhell

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    well you know studys show if you smoke pot you last longer during sex
    so i guess your a freak

    and themadcapsyd if you anorexic get some help

    for the record don't call your girl a ****
     
  10. potlovinghippyfromhell

    potlovinghippyfromhell Member

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  11. philywilly

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    I'll just add this 'cause I feel like you should hear it from another person.. you sound like a major dick! Treat your woman right.. the fuck is wrong with you?

    no help for you
     
  12. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    Well if it only happens when you are high, then obviously the solution is don't try to do anything sexual when you are high.
     
  13. davidex

    davidex Guest

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    Yea really. She's nice enough to cater to your sexual needs. What's so wrong with respecting that and her?
     
  14. davidex

    davidex Guest

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    Ahhh. First post. Er..second.
     
  15. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

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    Yeah, I was going to help you. Not that I have that issue. I also take longer when I am stoned. I am also more arrounsed when I am stoned. But, you do act like a dick. You are lucky to have someone who is even willing to go down on you. It might be just the fact that you called her a (see you next tuesday) that I will not lend any advise. Happy Hunting and Good Luck!
     
  16. blindside828

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    wow who cares how he treats his women its not a relationship help forum jesus
     
  17. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Because he needs to be bitched smacked but unfortunately it's the internet and I can' do that. Like most of said, we came into the thread with good intentions then read his post and were like lolz.
     
  18. maxwellthebeagle

    maxwellthebeagle da illest

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    maybe you just suck at sex...
     
  19. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    try not to get stoned before you have sex. thats obviously your problem.

    here's a tip: think of fat hairy naked guys when your getting your dick sucked. unless your gay, you might last a couple more seconds.
     
  20. sourdiesel06

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    This is fucked up... I usually can't even finish when I'm stoned. Sounds like something psychosomatic.
     

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