Marijuana-related Injuries

Whats the worst marijuana-related injury YOU'VE ever gotten?

Mine was when I was waiting for the bowl to come to me and I took the knife that we used to make the chute and I stabbed the chair I was sitting on and my hand slid down the handle and across the blade, cutting every single finger across the joints (lol, joints.)

It sucked pretty bad cuz I was bleeding everywhere but I just juggalo'd it off and smoked a bowl and I was feeling better in no time, showing off my battle scars.

 

a friend once hit a bong so hard that he passed out and hit his head on a root. he had a concussion.

 

never had any bad ones..
just burnt lips and such

 

i was blazing in my room about a year ago and to get rid of the smell i opened my window. But my window was broken so i reached threw the broken part to lift the screen and when i pulled my hands out i sliced my hand open, it was gushing blood. I was so stoned and i had a pannic attack or somthing and i could barely stand and it was all blury hahaha i still have the scar

 

I've never had any injuries that I can blame directly on weed, other than burning lips/fingers on roaches, pipes, hot lighters (smoking out of pipes/bongs), etc.

I did get stoned and kinda fell out of a tree once. I jumped, and realized that I wasn't quite ready to land, haha. But my magical hot pink shoes saved my life. And I've taken off running across the house, gone to jump over the dog while he was laying down (which, you'd think I'd learn... silly stoner) and then BAM, up he stands and down I go.

 

there was 2 that hurt the most, the first was when i couldnt find my money and i was already pissed about something and punched the wall, and my stoned ass hit a
stud(wood column behind the wall) and messed up my knuckles for weeks. then another time me and some friends were stoned playing basketball, and i was talking to someone on my cell and all of a sudden the ball bounces off the rim and hits me in on the back of the head, knocking me on the ground and my hands were in my jacket pocket so i couldn't stop my fall, and hit my head again on the black top lol. those hurt pretty bad. good thing i was stoned and could barley feel it. until the next morning anyway.

 

got so high, couldnt stand anymore fell backwards, hit my elbow on the nerve bit, painfull for 20min, then the next week area was really sensitive. burned fingers from lighters, burned lips thats it

 

I almost cut my pinky off once

 

well lets see, i was snowboarding in west vriginia and smoked on the chairlift and went into the park (which was closed btw) and hit the c-box wrong and flew off the top and landed on some ice and broke my wrist. and plenty of skateboarding injuries as well, mostly bloody knees, elbows, rolled ankles, shit like that.

 

I burnt the inside of my wrist on my pipe so badly that an actual blister formed and was there for 3 days before it popped when I was at work.

my pipe has a lid cos its one of those 'smokeless' ones and so the burn was a semi-circle as only half of it burnt me.

 

There's been a few...

Got so high one time that I just sort of blacked out and woke up a few seconds later on the ground, that didn't really hurt, though.

I was pretty stoned while building a set of adirondack chairs (not such a good idea). I decided to put a cup holder in the arm rest so I started using a hole cutting bit on a drill press. I didn't remember that I was using the drill press for drilling through sheet metal earlier so it was set higher than I needed. I was so stoned that I didn't hold the board down hard enough so half way through the hole cutter bit stuck to the wood plank and spun the whole planck around smashing right into my hand... Luckily nothing broke but it did somethin' to my muscles and my hand stayed limp for pretty much the rest of the day.

One time I was hiking in the woods really stoned and started climbing down some tree branches to try and get to this nice little stream full of frogs and salamanders. My foot slipped on some moss and I fell about 10 feet onto my back and hit my head on a rock..

 

Most of the injuries are little like getting burnt, but a couple weeks ago I broke my rib because I took a huge hit and then coughed real hard. I had pain in my rib for a couple days so I went to get it looked at at the doctors, and sure enough he said it was broke!

 

^Holy shit! One time I was really paranoid so I sped up on my bike to get away from my friend on a bike next to me and I ate shit and broke my arm.
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This one is it with the screw in
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damn dude that sucks^

 

one time i was really high and decided to stir a bowl of resin with my fingers.
the damn thing stuck like napalm.

 

i was stoned and i was playing with my butterfly knife(not a good idea) and whent to shut it but grabbed the blade instead of the handle really hard and almost cut to the bone. so i super glued it closed

 

I've done that... The worst part is that it sticks UNDER your finger nails and retains it's heat for a long ass time... It was just burning and burning until I took a pin and scraped it out from underneath my nails...

 

i did something similar to that. i was twirling it around and it closed on my knuckle. hurt like shit it did.

 

This one time I was really stoned when I was sky diving and I totally forgot to pull my parachute, thank god I landed in an abandoned pillow factory.

 

wow your lucky